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@ChineseWSJ 這麼說來你們一定不會做鯉魚焙面吧

亚洲鲤鱼在美国腹地泛滥成灾，它们频繁跃出水面，撞向船上的人，有人被当场撞晕甚至被撞断鼻子。一些人开始戴头盔和护裆自保。on.wsj.com/4tN12AN

@CENTCOM You have blocked Iran's ports, but what if someone uses a port in a third country for transshipment?

More than 10,000 U.S. Sailors, Marines, and Airmen along with over a dozen warships and dozens of aircraft are executing the mission to blockade ships entering and departing Iranian ports. During the first 24 hours, no ships made it past the U.S. blockade and 6 merchant vessels complied with direction from U.S. forces to turn around to re-enter an Iranian port on the Gulf of Oman. The blockade is being enforced impartially against vessels of all nations entering or departing Iranian ports and coastal areas, including all Iranian ports on the Arabian Gulf and Gulf of Oman. U.S. forces are supporting freedom of navigation for vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz to and from non-Iranian ports.

@whyyoutouzhele 美軍封鎖伊朗港口這個其實好破。用第三方港口中轉一下就行，反正成本向下轉移唄。

此前，有媒体报道：尽管美国已对霍尔木兹海峡这一咽喉要道实施封锁，一艘遭到美国制裁的 中国油轮“富星号” 仍于今日成功通过该海峡，成为首艘突破封锁驶出波斯湾的中国油轮。 但是目前，根据航行图，富星号在临近美军封锁线的时候，又折返了。

@YesterdayBigcat 真辣椒水這麼噴，立刻就清場了，還能有這麼多人悠閒地站在邊上？

现在的“临时买房演员”市场太卷了，以前200块钱只需要排排队，现在还要假装和保安发生冲突被辣椒水喷，辣椒水应该也是假的。视频是4月13日广东深圳幸福城臻园大型抢购表演现场。

@ABCChinese 戰鬥結束了你們再來有個鳥用。來撿戰利品嗎？

北约（NATO）成员国周一（4月13日）表示，他们不会参与美国总统特朗普封锁伊朗港口的计划，并提议仅在战斗结束后才介入。此举可能会激怒特朗普，并加剧北约内部的紧张局势。 包括英国和法国在内的北约国家表示，他们不会通过参与封锁而被卷入冲突。 详情：#2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">abc.net.au/chinese/2026-0…

@business By what? Mouth?

French President Emmanuel Macron and British Prime Minister Keir Starmer will host a videoconference from Paris on Friday with countries willing to help restore free transit through the Strait of Hormuz bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@EmmanuelMacron This is not a case you can solve, even your friend Keir Starmer joined. Just sitting quietly and keeping quiet is better for you and the world.

Je me suis entretenu hier avec le Président iranien Massoud Pezeshkian, ainsi qu'avec le Président américain Donald Trump. J’ai appelé à reprendre les négociations interrompues à Islamabad, à clarifier les malentendus, et éviter de nouvelles phases d'escalade. Il est essentiel en particulier que le cessez-le-feu soit strictement respecté par tous, et qu'il inclue le Liban. Il est tout aussi important que soit rouvert le détroit d’Ormuz, de manière inconditionnelle, sans contrôles ni péages, dans les plus brefs délais. À ces conditions, les négociations devraient pouvoir reprendre rapidement, avec le soutien des principales parties prenantes. La France et le Royaume-Uni accueilleront par ailleurs ce vendredi, à Paris, une conférence qui réunira en visioconférence des pays non-belligérants prêts à contribuer à nos côtés à une mission multilatérale et purement défensive, destinée à restaurer la liberté de navigation dans le détroit lorsque les conditions de sécurité le permettront.

@realMaalouf Buy them a one-way ticket to Palestine.

JAPAN: Pakistani immigrants are protesting in Tokyo and demanding that Japan cut ties with Israel, recognize Palestine, and declare support for the Islamic regime in Iran. These people are the same everywhere they go. Deport!

@__fanqie__ 给我也生成一个不然我告老师。

@whyyoutouzhele 不用过几年，你可以现在就回来，提前布局，先人一步。

4月12日，一名在日本打工的网友抱怨称：现在国内很多工作月薪都超过1万了，但自从高市上台以后，到处搞事情，她真不是啥好东西。 “本来我们还想在这里继续工作挣点钱养家糊口，结果你现在又要求日语等级，特一转特二，总之以后想要留在这里继续工作，不会日语是不行的”日本现在的经济都啥样了，估计再过几年日本人还得去中国打工呢！

@SkyNews Lebanon government certainly wants a ceasefire, but Hezbollah wants to kill all Israelis. When Hezbollah has been beaten, they call for a ceasefire, but once a ceasefire is actually implemented, Hezbollah immediately attacks Israel again. This has happened many times in history.

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer says Israeli bombing of Lebanon is 'wrong' and 'should stop now'. The prime minister also tells MPs in the Commons: "We call for Lebanon to be included, urgently, in the ceasefire." 🔗 trib.al/JsAksx7

@Osint613 Idiot, no bombing no disarm.

UK PM Keir Starmer: We call for Lebanon to be included urgently in the ceasefire. Hezbollah must disarm. But I'm equally clear: Israel's strikes are wrong. The bombing should stop now.

@zaobaosg 配图正确

伊朗总统佩泽希齐扬表明，伊朗愿继续在国际法框架内与美方进行谈判，并将遵守停火条款，此前美方的“过度野心”阻碍了协议达成。 #Echobox=1776134538" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">zaobao.com.sg/news/world/sto…

@__Inty__ 美国不是封锁海峡，而是仅仅封锁伊朗在波斯湾和阿曼湾的港口。所有船只全部不允许进出这两处的所有伊朗港口，所有进出非伊朗港口的船只不受影响。

英国表示不会参与美国对霍尔木兹海峡的封锁行动，目前正"紧急与法国及其他伙伴合作，组建广泛联盟以保障航行自由"。（天空新闻）

@__Inty__ 两个小丑。

@zaobaosg 哎怎么这个时候你又知道这是国际水域了？

伊朗军方说，美国在国际水域对船只实施的限制是非法举措，“等同于海盗行径”。 #Echobox=1776068042" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">zaobao.com.sg/news/world/sto…

@Keir_Starmer @FCDOGovUK Two clowns.

The ongoing closure of the Strait of Hormuz is deeply damaging. Getting global shipping moving is vital to ease cost of living pressures. The UK has convened more than 40 nations who share our aim to restore freedom of navigation. This week the UK and France will co-host a summit to advance work on a coordinated, independent, multinational plan to safeguard international shipping when the conflict ends.

@whyyoutouzhele 属地公安局立刻联系一下家属。

4月12日，在俄罗斯阿穆尔河畔共青城，因炼油厂欠薪，数百名中国工人高举横幅、罢工示威。

@dearemon 如果是自己辞职的不一定要这样做，但既然是被解雇的，那就没毛病了。

阿里员工爆料：早上一位同事被解雇，立刻退出工作群。中午组长联系，被删，同事联系，被删，领导联系，也被删。

@rebelliousdogra Ok, pay US as you pay Iran.

🛑 JUST IN 🛑 "We will not be involved in blockade of the Strait, we are urgently working with France, Spain and other partners to put together a wide coalition to protect the freedom of navigation. US cannot dictate how other should manage their affairs"- 🇬🇧 UK PM Keir Starmer