Chris Wood

@edwinmkm @AdrianSaville @GIBS_SA Maybe an evening session to unpack some of the principles currently taking place @AdrianSaville - with wine and beer because we may need it afterwards

These must be the most interesting times to be in @AdrianSaville class!! @GIBS_SA, can I please repeat my MBA and only do Macroeconomics?? 🤭

@CityPowerJhb Good afternoon team, we still haven’t had a response to our query, please will you urgently send someone to assist

@CJWza Hi apologies for the inconvenience caused. We are escalating your call ^KM

@CityPowerJhb we have called a few times now (3) but the outage is still unresolved, please assist. Last ref number was CP3402678/552723915 House incorrectly turned off, no power restored. Calls keep being closed without resolution. Thanks. CW

@eToro please DM me about account verification when you have a chance

@bookingcom Team @bookingcom no matter how hard I’ve tried, I still cannot get assistance on your Genius loyalty programme. All of your service correspondence is built around booking enquiries & this isn’t my request. As stated in my email, it’s your loyalty programme, I just need help on it

@CJWza Hi Chris, thanks for reaching out to us. We would be more than happy to help you. Could you please provide us the following details via DM and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. - Name of the person contacting us. - Email address linked to the account Kind regards. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@bookingcom why do you make it so tricky to get hold of someone for a query to be answered, please help! 🙏🏼

Seeing the effects of starting an undercooked Trent, an always average Gomez, an outpaced Konate and a confusingly out of sorts Allisson and Van Dijk. We never showed up today. @LFCZA @MelissaReddy_ @LFC

@DeanOelsch That and remembering birthdays..

Good news: Finally deleted my Facebook account Bad news: I can’t access my Zoom account or anything else I logged in to with FB. FFS.

The biggest mystery of my Twitter feed is how much politics manages to find its way in. I don’t follow these accounts, how do they arrive. It’s incessant.

Nothing more frustrating than shopping at @Makro_SA and having an issue with their member number so not being able to actually pay for the items you want. Shouldn’t have to work this hard in retail…

events.getsnappic.com/photo/4D27Qv A great (spicy) day out at the cricket with #KFC #FryHardFans @ProteasMenCSA

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ #LIVMUN

@LFCZA This tweet did not age well 🤣 (thank goodness)

Front three not clicking.

@morocco_sa is there anyone who can action my online visa application. It has stated “application complete” on the website, but I haven’t received any further info since and I am meant to be departing for Morocco today 😬

@aubreystrobel South Africa FTW 🇿🇦 Garden Route, Game Reserves (Kruger Park or Welgevonden), Cape Town, Stellenbosch, Franschhoek (enough for one trip…or two)

places i’d love to travel to this year: Japan India Morocco Australia Germany South Africa any absolute musts from this list?!

@DavidCOJ102 @mphophalatse1 You have been a huge help over the years, even though we aren’t in your ward! Thanks David! 👏🏼

11 years a Ward Councillor 🏆. Many lovers. Many haters. Many helpful. Many blocked. We keep pushing daily for basic service delivery from the City & its officials. We win some. We lose some. ⚡️💧 🧱 🌳

@SA_Hockey @austriahockey @FIH_Hockey It’s a pity @DStv can’t seem to get a feed from Pretoria to work… seriously poor

Full Time in the opening game of the Indoor Hockey World cup. An absolute ripper. 3-2 win for @austriahockey! #IHWC2023 @FIH_Hockey

Good on @faf1307 for signing Emily’s flag! #JoburgSuperKings Hoping we can see some more 🏏

@DeanOelsch I remember when Gauteng Tourism put their logo on a formula 1 car. Would be interesting to see what that investment did for GP. Admittedly a national level sponsorship is probably more enticing for tourists than a provincial one in influencing travel decisions…

Last point I want to make on the Spurs deal. There is no media on earth with this amount of reach.

@EmmaSadleir Hey Em, I tried to sign up to give it a try not so long ago, problem was the app said I already had a Discovery account and couldn’t proceed (ghost profile?)…so could not pass go… Still no resolution on that particular mystery 😂

The Discovery Bank fast track queue at the airport is my favourite perk of any perks. That alone is the worth the bank fees! And the security guard makes my day each time!