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@otokyo__ an ER visit

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@MattWalshBlog yeah but, Bryan aint dyin

I would rather be dead than live my life like this

@DavidJHarrisJr That should bring down gas prices.

🚨BREAKING: President Trump indicates he will sign bill making daylight saving time permanent.

@best_clips__ In his defense, cops are pretty evil. He probably thought he was going to be killed by that man in the costume.

“‘You’re not even under arrest” the officer was just genuinely confused

@SoonerRecluse @Mrgunsngear Demons crashing down to earth?

@CLAYLAVLS @Mrgunsngear No. It’s either a meteor or space junk.

What are the odds of that 👀🌋

@Worshipgabii @AutisticClip Women are weird. They like being humiliated.

@AutisticClip It’s sad seeing a baddie like this have no respect over herself. Like this is literally a humiliation ritual

Clavicular INSTANTLY rejected a black girl who was tryna f*ck 😳 “I don’t wanna f*ck right now. I have to f*ck another girl first…”

@SoonerRecluse @Mrgunsngear Aliens? Like in War of the Worlds?

@CLAYLAVLS @Mrgunsngear lol no it doesn’t. Rockets/missiles don’t glow green.

Be nice to AI. You'll thank me later.

@infernaclips Doesn't surprise me.

Mia Malkova revealed that her mother was an extra in one of her first scenes after going with her to make sure everything was safe but later admitted the experience ended up blurring the boundaries between them as mother and daughter. “As time went on, I realized the boundary between a mom and daughter got blurred after that.”

@LuxuryHomes45 @HustleBitch_ Believe it or not, people sell these things. It's dumb, I know. But, everything is worth something to someone I suppose.

@HustleBitch_ Who the fuck would want an autograph I don’t get it

🚨 RUSSELL CROWE LOSES IT ON FANS IN PARIS — “DON’T FU*KING PUSH IN ON ME!” A heated clip of Russell Crowe is going viral after the actor suddenly stopped a crowd of autograph seekers in Paris and bluntly warned them to back off before things escalated. “Stay where you are.” “Don’t fu*king push in on me!” “I’ll come to you.” “As soon as somebody’s a dick, I'm gone.” People online are now debating: • whether celebrities are reaching a breaking point • if autograph culture has become too aggressive • and whether some “fans” are really just resellers chasing money Now the comments are sounding off: • “You can hear years of frustration in his voice.” • “Those aren’t fans. Those are professional vultures.” • “Celebrities are starting to hate the public.” • “Honestly? I don’t even blame him.” Was Russell Crowe justified here… or did he completely lose his cool? 📹: Instagram/hush.officiel

@Wth3ii Do White women only want black guys?

Mike Majlk introduced N3on to his LATEST girlfriend and even complemented his new Hairstyle.

@ksorbs Must be nice having a direct line of heroin

The picc line is FINALLY OUT. Feels good to not have to take 4 shots every day. Thank you for all the prayers and kind words. Now I just need this inflammation in my knee to go down.

@JDunlap1974 Fake but would be extremely coool if it were real.

Have y'all seen this video? A woman vanishes into thin air at a traffic stop with Police. They show the dash cam off the Police camera and this actually looks legit. What are your thoughts and have you seen this video before?

@_Qstormrider How is this a win? "At least 121 EMPTY OIL TANKERS are making their way to the United States of America right now."

🚨 MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT: At least 121 EMPTY OIL TANKERS are making their way to the United States of America right now 68 of them can carry 2 MILLION BARRELS EACH. Holy smokes! We are the world's gas station now! 🇺🇸 TRUMP: "China can send their ships to the U.S., China can send their ships to Venezuela...empty oil carrying ships from many nations are all headed to the U.S. to load up." Harris Faulkner: "68 of those 121 vessels are very large crude carriers capable of carrying 2 million barrels apiece." "President Trump has urged countries squeezed by Iran's disruption of the Strait of Hormuz to turn to American energy supplies instead." "Well — it would appear perhaps they are obliging him. They are listening to Trump!" @HARRISFAULKNER MASTERCLASS MOVE. Something tells me this was the intended outcome all along!

@tavernofterrors Mine always does.

do doctors ever say nice penis or something when you have a really big penis?

Don’t worry about the gag order in the Charlie Kirk case. I plan to violate it on the world’s behalf. The things I’ve discovered this past week are enough to burn the house down. Yes, Charlie was betrayed. By everyone.

@LeadingReport Yeah but, all is forgiven.

George Floyd passed six years ago today.

Memorial Day is for lovers.