Johnny Bad Beats

#GSWvCLE As long as Golden State doesn't win another game we can win

Clemsons coach is a fucking moron

@JakeMarsh18 Amazing

My dad and I had a rule where if the main TV game with volume gets to a 20+ point margin, we'd audible to a new one. UNC led by 19 and I had the remote ready. Virginia Commonwealth then provided all of us with an incredible comeback. This is March!

@hbomax what is wrong with your app? I can’t watch the game like this

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@stoolgambling @DKSportsbook Akron

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I love watching the USA drop bombs on another country on Fox. Baseballs awesome

@StevenCheah Did you even see your best friend Gunnar hit that bomb?

@tim_stebbins @JL_Baseball Put him in bubble wrap now!!!!

Stephen Vogt said Ramírez jammed his left shoulder sliding into third base and has some inflammation. Appears to have happened in the second inning; Ramírez doubled and stole third. Vogt called it a "day to day" situation in the immediate aftermath of today's game.

@JonRothstein @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake Excited to hear your take on current political events

PROGRAMMING ALERT: I will be joining @BarstoolBigCat and @PFTCommenter later tonight for a special Selection Sunday edition of @PardonMyTake. A tradition unlike any other.

@schadjoe Unamerican

Someone please explain to me why Tarik Skubal could give the Tigers 61 pitches on Saturday but Team USA NOTHING on Friday or Sunday 🇺🇸

@barstoolsports That’s baseball

Hockey porn

@cavsdan @cavs When mom comes home from the grocery store with a family sized box of bagel bites

Hey @cavs fans… we’re back home this Sunday (3/15) vs. the Mavericks at 3:30 PM and it’s time for another #DanSeats giveaway. Caption this video of TB and Larry. I’ll select THREE winners with the best captions to each receive a pair of #DanSeats. Make sure your DMs are open so I can reach out. Winners will be notified by 3:00 PM.

@riposhima Potentially the greatest account I’ve ever come across

スケッチ　やわらかい布団で寝る犬

@AJEnglish @MaxMillerOH

@Rio_dege @nats_sportschat You obviously don’t go to games. You’re embarrassing yourself with these takes

@nats_sportschat Progressive field sucks they ruined it

The Cleveland Guardians today announced the club’s Home Opener on April 3 against the Chicago Cubs is sold out! The sellout marks the 33rd consecutive Opening Day full house at Progressive Field since the ballpark first opened in 1994!!

@smalls2672 This is your typical Head Shoulders Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes

Found Epstein's X rays.. Is there any doctors out there that can tell us what we are looking at and if there is anything fishy going on here that deserves investigating?

@AP Hoping Iran intervenes

BREAKING: The Israeli military says it is dropping charges against five soldiers who were accused of sexually abusing a Palestinian detainee. apnews.com/article/israel…

Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. sweepthestrait.com

@ElizLanders @POTUS Great work

I asked @POTUS about the FBI reportedly seizing election records in Arizona. He said they must have done that because it was a “rigged” election. I pointed out to him that his own AG said there was not measurable voter fraud to overturn that election

They should make thicker poptarts with twice the amount of gloop inside