Capt. Lidstoned

Just me, 43, longboarding through the flowers

@DemishaIva5304 @WivesMoms ...my dear, that can be accomplished is one move

Breakfast in bed or kiss my lips 💋👌

@KatrinaViannaXX Youre Tin roof Rusted??? Oh my!!

My milk or oat milk?

420 has lost a bit of steam with legalization...however, this is hilarious

@stonersvilla That's not weed, that's plant based cammo Lego

What kind of weed is this ??

@BrittanyMa4939 @WivesMoms A bountiful image...but to answer your question, yea that shirt might be a touch small

too small or just right?

Spring time boating!!

@hanwaddingham you are a pillar of strength, hilarity, mother lioness, beauty and grace. An excellent balance, maybe I should include juggler as well!

Live before 5...Refuting the "silly sciences of social media" edition. Seems fitting that I stumbled over pronouncing "Mensa Candidates"

Super hero Columbian Caffeine Man

@kirawontmiss This person parades around claiming Trans rights and proper pronouns, nothing wrong with that, HOWEVER, they are a terrible person who enjoys and encourages conflict and plays the victim card. Rude crude dude

TikToker Lilly Tino crashes out after being asked to move tables for filming a woman and then called her a “Karen” 😬

@akafaceUS Firstly...use a tissue to wipe and blow you nose, secondly eat a bag of dicks you disrespectful little shit, third excellent move walking away...now she can use that money to pay for lunch

At his daughter's birthday dinner, a dad gave her $500 as a gift. Upset that she didn’t receive a car, she reacted angrily, prompting him to walk out of the celebration.

@LinderNinn47343 Chicks on chicks on tits...what a post!!!

If you're NOT a bot, please say hi. I'll follow back immediately. ❤️

@ThatKevinSmith brother, you gotta help make this MASH reboot happen!! The dream casting has already started; Hawkeye - Bill Hader, Hotlips- Kate McKinnon, Col. Flagg - Patrick Warburton, Radar - Gaten Matarazzo, Father Mulcahy - Chris O'Dowd

I sure haven't heard much from American Sports Fans since the US lost to Italy in the World Baseball Classic?!? Curious...you all had tons to say about Hockey and yet, you lose at your National Passtime and it's silence...

@nozogen1983 @WivesMoms Bold choices for number placement

Be honest: first impression of me?

25 years ago, Fatboy Slim released "Weapon of Choice" and Christopher Walken approved

Smoked cocktails...Westcoast style

Trying Smoked Cocktails

@currentiyke Roy from the office would shoot a kid...wouldn't he??? Justice served