Chase McCurdy

They say, "find yourself before finding someone." Well if u find the one, I think they will help you find yourself again.

Walt "Clyde" Frazier: "Mike, I was talking to my friends, man. And I was talking about eradicated, obliterated, devastated. They thought I was talking about Iran. But I was talking about the Bulls." Mike Breen: "That's how you start a telecast?" #NBA

@syarpe4 People don’t know ball

@CMcCurdy3 Andruw Jones overrated??? Is this an April Fools thing?

Tim Lincecum was the bridge between the Barry Bond years and Championship run. Back to back Cy Young winner. The disrespect!

Tony Vitello said on @MLBNetwork that Chappy was just telling (Schmitt) about the Catalina wine mixer." Catch the f**king ball? Nope. F**king Catalina Wine Mixer? Yep.

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@JerryQuickel I’ll take a 49ers one or Iowa Hawkeyes

"If Batman doesn't turn himself in in 24 hours, Gotham burns!"

@JerryRice anyway I can get a video of you saying happy birthday to my mother? She’s a huge fan! Her name is Kathy

Bass Windu is becoming an AI masterpiece. I want a full movie.

WE ALMOST LOST BILL RAFTERY

Shut up and take my money! 😲

That’s right

Nobody: Tiger Woods:

The new Tiger Woods PGA Tour 26 video game looks awesome!

Tiger Woods meme remade with his mugshot 🤣🤣💀

Stop it 🤣🤣🤣

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

UNREAL! 🤯🤯🤯 #Vikings QB JJ McCarthy took Kyler Murray to lunch as a sign of good faith between the quarterbacks. Things took a quickly took a turn when the waitress handed Murray crayons, a coloring book, and a kids menu. McCarthy burst out laughing and told Murray he slipped the waitress a 20 dollar bill for her to prank Kyler. Kyler did not find the prank amusing and told JJ “and you wonder why they brought me in here when you act like this” before storming out of the restaurant. Not a good first impression for Minnesota’s two QB’s 😬…

Hey, what do you do for a living?” 😄 I was driving the Vector W8 the other day and was spotted by car enthusiast Daniel Mac… … so I figured, why not have him swing by the warehouse and check out a few of my favorite cars? Perfect timing, considering my new series Jeff Dunham’s The Cars That Drove Us premieres March 31 on @Discovery. 🚗 Check it out!

Co worker: He was so drunk yesterday no way he can make it to this meeting at 8 AM Me walking to the meeting room at 7:59 AM: