Chris McCurdy

@HalfwayPost Good fk em.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that FIFA, Spain, and every sports news network have edited him out of the photos of the World Cup trophy celebration before posting them online.

Paul Pelosi, husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, has been charged with a misdemeanor hit-and-run over a collision with a parked car. abcnews.link/LbA0xLX

@ImperioEstoico It’s disrespectful to wear the American flag as an article clothing. You’re not being patriotic you’re disrespecting the flag.

@LucasSa56947288 Loser

Describe Donald Trump’s speech last night in one word.

🚨 BREAKING: ​🇨🇵 France stated that this war is basically the end of the American Century.. ​Under the Trump administration, the US has lost 50% of its power.

@harrypotte3wte Lie, cheat, steal to and from the American people.

@jasonllevin Yes absolutely. Democrats and Republicans are equally bad.

If Trump were a Democrat, Would you Still Despise Him?

@MAGAVoice His ego is boundless. Let’s just rename the earth the Planet Trump.

At 1:02 AM President Trump just posted a photo that should be hanging in the White House. Very stunning ❤️

@CopsGoneWrong Why are these speed bike riders such a douche bags? They’re so fucking annoying.

Cop just violated the Fourth Amendment 💀

@Police_Clips This is kind of a dumb skit.

Not all flight attendants, but some definitely need better customer service skills.

@TheMaineWonk Doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me.

“If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted…” You’re god damn right.

@MAGAVoice Gaaaay

BREAKING: Marco Rubio just announced there is a possibility that the WORLD will get GREAT news in regards to the Strait of Hormuz President Trump is doing the impossible PEACE through STRENGTH 🙏

@MAGANEWS_X Gay

@SetPixels @HustleBitch_ Those fake teeth look weird.

@HustleBitch_ Here’s what 5000mg of gummies looks like. This story sounds dubious.

🚨 9-YEAR-OLD OVERDOSES ON THC GUMMIES AT SCHOOL — CAN’T SEE, SPEAK, OR HEAR — DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS A mother films her son in a hospital bed… screaming, crying, completely disoriented. She says he came home from school unable to speak… unable to hear… not knowing his own name or where he was. • Allegedly given THC gummies by another student • Severe hallucinations and confusion • Fighting doctors and his own mother • Heart rate going up and down • Doctors say he’s “extremely high” and has to ride it out He’s drooling, panicking, completely out of control. This didn’t happen at a party. This happened during a normal school day. Now the video is going viral and parents are asking how something like this even gets inside a classroom. If this can happen during a normal school day… what else is getting through?

@HustleBitch_ THC Psychosis is a thing and you can get fked up from it.

@MAGANEWS_X E

@BN9 And another one.

FATAL CRASH: Traffic on northbound Interstate 75 has been closed due to a fatal crash. According to FHP, the crash happened on the interstate lanes near Bruce B. Downs around 6 a.m. Traffic has been at a standstill since shortly after the crash. specne.ws/rG3J3Y

@RedWaveCrewHP The kids got a point.

POV: Your kid begs for a hamburger. You get him a hamburger.

@BN9 Fking retards.

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is suspending the TSA PreCheck and Global Entry airport security programs as a partial government shutdown continues. baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/…

@Geniustechw This kid’s parents should get their ass beat for barely raising this kid.

How do you even fix kids like THIS?