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@nderi_j What if that is where there is easy ways to get quick kickbacks with shoddy workmanship?

Mussolini tried this... it failed. Economies don't grow from infrastructure spending. They grow from investment in business which may or may not include infrastructure.

Auditor General to Kenyans every day: Pesa yenu inaibiwa. Kenyans: Sawa! Sasa unataka tudo? 😭😭😭

I noticed my monthly water bills were unusually high even when I wasn’t home so I started accompanying our estate management during the meters reading and suddenly my monthly consumption has gone from 18 units to 5 units! Mikora iko corner zote hii nchi.

@alexmwanzo hahha.. In one of the reggae songs; the singer says that he comes for the poor, rich and you. He takes, but what does he give?

KRA owes me 200k I owe KRA 60k But they want me to pay them first and write a letter so that they THINK - If they will pay me

@BeshStevens @georgediano Huyo aliyesaidia kuumba dunia? 😂.

@CMdamu1 @georgediano Hata hiyo siamini.. When was the last time I saw my Shadow? Alafu don't forget the mightiest prophet alisema yuko Na shadow mbili..

Truck drivers at Cheplaskei along the Eldoret–Nakuru highway were left seeing with their mouths wide open after discovering that the legendary “Aswito Nyama Mbichi” was not exactly what they had subscribed for. Aswito has been running a value addition business offering Sundus refreshments to long-distance truck drivers who stop by to offload pressure. And as we all know, truck drivers don’t joke when it comes to supporting the night economy. These are loyal customers with mileage and stories. One day Mr. Rashid who is a hardworking man on transit business decides to make a quick stop at Cheplaskei to boost the night economy where he met with Aswito. After some negotiations that would make even a lawyer proud, terms and conditions were agreed upon & Business commenced. But ladies and gentlemen, this is where things shifted from customer care to customer scare. Rashid says the last thing he remembers is him struggling to put on a condom. Next scene,, our boy wakes up the following morning with no clothes, his Sundus lubricated, and his back office feeling like it had hosted a night vigil. And to add salt & kafirifiri to the injury, his phone worth 50K had also vanished into thin air. Now fast forward, Rashid still trying to process life while driving his truck, he spotted Aswito casually at Salgaa stage like nothing happened, still selling sundus like a law-abiding citizen. And as you can see, walimwengu decided to conduct a free public inquiry with no lawyer to represent the Sundus eater. Just instant justice powered by emotions and strong opinions. They later on offered Aswito a quick open air massage with a not so happy ending. Hii Kenya ikona maneno ayaaam telling you. Na kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@WashiraX The taxman, can easily turn into your biggest nightmare. Coz they will be their own prosecutor, judge and executioner where you are the accused

Wangwana. So far, I have dragged you through 3 major offshore tax structures that got hijacked by KRA. From Naivas, to Java case to KTDA. And I still have 10+ more similar cases in my database. What is your biggest takeaway lesson?

KRA is not playing with KTDA. KTDA buys and sells tea leaves. Not tea. Tea ni chai. Chai ni ya kukunyua. Tea leaves ni majani ya chai. Kirui are we together? Now, KTDA was growing very fast. They wanted the Gulf people to taste the classical definition of proper Kenyan tea. In 2008, they opened a branch in Dubai. Branch role, to market and sell tea in the Gulf. In this setup, KRA was eating well. Because branches are like agents. They sell and send all profits back home. So Dubai sold tea. Profits came back to Kenya. KTDA consolidated everything. And handed KRA a biig fat cheque. KRA was extremely happy. In 2014, KTDA got tired of tickling KRA. They discovered. - If they register a separate company in Dubai - Gulf profits won’t be taxed in Kenya - And Dubai tax was 0% too So no taxes nowhere. Directors said: Perfect. Do it. Fast! As they are doing all this, they are unaware of one dangerous sentence sitting quietly in Kenyan tax law. It reads: • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan resident company. The Dubai company was registered. Life was good. Money was flowing. Zero income tax. Next year, KRA noticed their cheque suddenly got thinner. They asked KTDA Kenya, ndugu ni nini inaendelea hapa? KRA got the shocking news of its life from KTDA. - We do not have a problem paying taxes. But the Dubai branch has been upgraded to a full Dubai company. And profits are no longer coming home to be taxed. KRA could not believe it. It returned to Times Tower. And embarked a fault finding mission. In 2021, they found out: - Directors of KTDA Dubai were all Kenyans - They lived and drank tea in Kenya - They controlled every single affair of KTDA Dubai from Kenya Wakasema baas, nini ingine tunatafuta? They invoked the one dangerous sentence. You remember it? • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan company. KRA declared KTDA Dubai a Kenyan company • Tax demanded 122M KTDA ran to court with Dubai registration papers. The judges questioned KRA why it wanted to harvest where Kenya did not plant? KRA responded: My Lords, if your hen lays eggs in your neighbour’s land, is that egg yours or your neighbour’s? Judges paused. Then sided with KRA. KTDA wakaabiwa walipe tax. Case closed. Lesson. • Structure your offshore company properly. • Or KRA will structure it for you.

World’s biggest condom maker Karex says prices may rise up to 30% due to the Iran war disrupting supply chains and raising production costs. The firm makes condoms for brands like Durex and Trojan.

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@georgediano If this pic speaks: remember to remain on the right hand.

Gaucho got a job before Kasmuel because in politics, those who seem aggressive and power hungry often surpass those who speak fluent English but lack clear political ideologies, like being a goon.

@sholard_mancity Kumbe am a walking 3M?

The Kenya National Commission on Human Rights has proposed a compensation framework that looks a lot like a “silencing victims” plan for police brutality: Victims will be paid as follows; - Death in police cells or by their bullets - KSh 3M - Injury from their bullets/amputation - KSh 1M - Psychological trauma - KSh 250K - SGBV - KSh 4M - Abduction by them - KSh 2M - Illegal arrest/jail - KSh 200K But this raises a serious question: If the government is willing to pay, why not go after the officers responsible and deliver justice? You compensate victims, yet the perpetrators remain in the police force, free to repeat the same abuses. That’s not justice, it’s a payout system. And what about those who never came back? The missing? The bodies at places like Kware? This approach feels less like accountability and more like a quiet way to close cases. Justice should come first.

@SankeiSaitoti Old cartelo died of fumigation

What exactly was wrong with NHIF? I've asked this question a thousand times, I haven't really gotten a real answer. Why did we move to SHA?

The system will punish the poor, more than anyone else.

@Kvaati This 2026 🗓️ with such feels like 1920.

Forget about the cap of Kes 1200. You see that HMIS UTILIZATION FEES per transaction of Kes 24. Hapo ndio chai iko. That fee is per transaction. Mtalijua Jiji!!

@Mastardcesh Rhumba nyongolo, si rhumba japani.

Shock as Senior Police Officer Lured into a Roysambu Lodging by Over 20 Women, Assaulted and Robbed. A senior police officer identified as Mark Maninde is currently hospitalized at Mbagathi Hospital in Nairobi County after a tragic incident that happened to him in Roysambu on Sunday night. The officer is said to be in pain but in stable condition as doctors continue to monitor his health. In a statement he gave while in the hospital, the officer told journalists that he was driving through a remote area in Roysambu at around 9:30PM when a young woman stopped him by the roadside. According to him, the lady looked distressed and politely asked for help, saying she had a problem that needed attention.

@justinewanda System ni ya majaa....

Magoonas hospital board members but community healthcare workers, midwives etc were not even considered?

@mulinge_muteti_ DP. Deputy Governor

List of useless institutions that must be abolished before it is too late, 1.Parliament. 2.Senate. 3.Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC). 4.National Cohesion and Integration Commission (NCIC). 5.Kenya National Commission on Human Rights (KNHRC). 6.Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI). 7.National Transport and Safety Authority (NTSA). 8.Traffic Police. 9.Kenya School of Government. 10.Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC). 11.Salaries and Remuneration Commission (SRC). 12.Commission on Revenue Allocation (CRA). 13.Judicial Service Commission (JSC). 14.National Land Commission (NLC). 15.Commission on Administrative Justice (CAJ). 16.Supreme Court. 17.Central Bank of Kenya (CBK). 18.Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA). 19.Public Accounts Committee (PAC). 20.Independent Policing Oversight Authority (IPOA).

@m_ogada @KUCCPS_Official Ya macho, joh.

Just did the @KUCCPS_Official university placement thing with a kid I support. WTF is islt so complicated?? Most importantly, WTF is every kid pay Ksh 1550/- just to submit the form?? Is it totally impossible for any GoK agency to operate without robbing Kenyans?? Blaaaarifakin