Besh Stevens

@onjolo_kenya Most Kenyans know what a Karua government would be like.. Maraga Okiya and Karua have sworn fidelity to the constitution.. But Kenyans are not ready for the corruption free trio.

Women in politics…

@drharveee Carbonated

A baby born in a morning is called Monica, evening is Evelyn, floor is Florence, what do we call baby born in a car? 🤔

The burial of Morris Mugo Njoka, who was killed by police officers, is currently underway in Ishiara. ​Mugo was among a group of residents who were demonstrating over the poor state of Ishiara Level 4 Hospital in Mbeere North when police gunned him and another youth down,so ukiangalia hivi unaskia vipi kuhusu hii regime?

@SIKU_ZOMBOTOTE @georgediano @_kamaa1 You fckng degenerate...

@georgediano @_kamaa1 Trespassing is illegal. This is soo inhuman. The owner of the farm is someone's mother/father ffs!! Then someone comes and collects your firewood and your kids starve.

I'm told the lady was caught collecting firewood in someone's land. The incident happened in Bomachoge. This is someone's mother ffs!!

@Mercymasai3 You probably are right, Gaucho is an expert at opening wounds

Nimeona watu wa degree ndio wamejam zaidi but yeah , I understand. Wacheni pia walala hoi wasawaidike 🤗.

@FacingMtKenya Tunataka Pawa! 😆😆😆 ODM presidential candidate 2027.🎊🎉

Why can't this old man just retire what is it that he wants to achieve now that he couldn't in 81 years ago

@Shallen684435 @CopShakurkihara He is... You on the other hand.. Hatukutambui

@CopShakurkihara Bro who told you that you're a public figure????

Ukiona mtu amevaa mask akipanda matatu, mara nyingi ni kwa sababu hataki kutambulika,labda ni public figure. Most public figures huishia kutumia pesa nyingi kwa cabs ili kuepuka attention. Lakini ukweli ni huu, kupanda matatu haipaswi kuwa aibu. Mwisho wa siku, yule atakayekupiga picha ukiwa kwa matatu hatakulisha wala kukusaidia kulipa bills zako.

@CopShakurkihara If you have to justify why you are in a matatu, then you are living your life seeking approval from people that will never probably lift a finger to assist you... Owning a car is not a flex.

@JabulaniSkhosa6 @Thuso1Africa Xenophobes are a minority. Most SAns don't have any problem with Ubuntu and that's why the Abahambe mantra never gained traction.. Neither did the Dudula movement make any waves.

@BeshStevens @Thuso1Africa African ubuntu! is led to our fellow Africans think we're idiots and they must migrate into our country even illegally so.

Fellow Black people around the world. These are the evil people inciting hatred against black migrants living in South Africa. If they visit your countries, teach them a lesson & kick them out. Failed radio host Jacinta Ngobese, failed & broke radio host and sangoma Ngizwe Mchunu

@C_NyaKundiH I blocked that damn impersonator.

The account was being used to spread government propaganda, I hope you’ll be happy about people sending you tweets made by an account impersonating you asking “Kwani ulianza kusupport government yenye inaua watu” you can imagine the energy of spending time explaining to people that it is a parody - most don’t even know what a parody is.

@cbs_ke Imagine a grown man or woman bado wako na utoto kama hii and @ntsa_kenya are ok with hii upuzi

Nganya Whistle Exhaust pipe EXPOSED ....

@CMdamu1 @georgediano Hata hiyo siamini.. When was the last time I saw my Shadow? Alafu don't forget the mightiest prophet alisema yuko Na shadow mbili..

@georgediano The only real stuff in this Kenya is your shadow.

Truck drivers at Cheplaskei along the Eldoret–Nakuru highway were left seeing with their mouths wide open after discovering that the legendary “Aswito Nyama Mbichi” was not exactly what they had subscribed for. Aswito has been running a value addition business offering Sundus refreshments to long-distance truck drivers who stop by to offload pressure. And as we all know, truck drivers don’t joke when it comes to supporting the night economy. These are loyal customers with mileage and stories. One day Mr. Rashid who is a hardworking man on transit business decides to make a quick stop at Cheplaskei to boost the night economy where he met with Aswito. After some negotiations that would make even a lawyer proud, terms and conditions were agreed upon & Business commenced. But ladies and gentlemen, this is where things shifted from customer care to customer scare. Rashid says the last thing he remembers is him struggling to put on a condom. Next scene,, our boy wakes up the following morning with no clothes, his Sundus lubricated, and his back office feeling like it had hosted a night vigil. And to add salt & kafirifiri to the injury, his phone worth 50K had also vanished into thin air. Now fast forward, Rashid still trying to process life while driving his truck, he spotted Aswito casually at Salgaa stage like nothing happened, still selling sundus like a law-abiding citizen. And as you can see, walimwengu decided to conduct a free public inquiry with no lawyer to represent the Sundus eater. Just instant justice powered by emotions and strong opinions. They later on offered Aswito a quick open air massage with a not so happy ending. Hii Kenya ikona maneno ayaaam telling you. Na kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@thejemses @randomworldke Imejaa North Eastern politician going to launch a borehole Huko Wajir

@randomworldke Forget the potholes, that plane looks heavy as hell. Almost ran out of runway!

Hiyo ni runway imejaa potholes,,hii kenya iuzwe sasa kila mtu apewe yake 😭😤😳

@ivymuthe As a I have a great relationship with my children but I'm not moving to a new country in my old age. Never!

WHY do Kenyans living in the USA or EUROPE often take their MOTHERS abroad but leave their FATHERS back home?

@Gustavo__254 Even that is an impressive effort. Don't be negative!

He did not actually plant the trees, he only placed them into holes that had already been dug and then left them for others to cover. The Canadian man, on the other hand, dug the holes, planted the trees, and covered them himself.

I don't think we have celebrated Kibiwot well, it will even be good if we emulate his work by everyone planting and taking care of 100 trees. Even if you can't plant support someone else to do that 100 for you. Congratulations @JuniorBuzeki for the working to conserve the environment.

@Moganeng115040 @joieuche @Farida_N Absolutely... But the pot thinks it's better than the kettle... Eish mara wena you are full of twak!

@BeshStevens @joieuche @Farida_N Iyo, your the last person to talk about run down cities...... It's like a kettle calling the pot black!!! 😒😒😒

Xenophobia is a direct indicator of social decay. In every African country where you see populations turning violently against foreign nationals, what you are actually seeing is a population that is drowning financially, struggling to find work, struggling to eat, watching their living conditions deteriorate with no credible explanation from the people responsible for governing them. The foreigner becomes the easy explanation and excuse for a failing state. What makes it particularly revealing is who they target. They never target the foreign corporations extracting resources at below-market prices. Not the foreign financial institutions whose conditionalities have gutted public spending for decades, not the foreign governments whose diplomatic protection keeps predatory local elites in power election after election. Those actors are too distant and too legally armoured, living behind gates in neighbourhoods that the angry and the desperate cannot reach. So they go after the ones they can reach: the street vendor from a neighbouring country, the migrant worker who is every bit as broke and as desperate and as abandoned by power as they are. The poor man’s oldest and most reliable mistake is to see his enemy in his fellow poor person. It requires a macroscopic reading of how power actually operates to understand that the Malawian vendor and the South African unemployed youth are not each other’s problem. They are both products of the same system of extraction, the same manufactured scarcity, the same political class that needs them fighting each other precisely so they never turn around and face the right direction. Xenophobia is never a spontaneous eruption of hatred. It is what manufactured poverty looks like when it finally needs somewhere to go.

@KLouw15 @ndues_boy I see your preference.. Hehehe, getting stabbed to death by a nyaope addict is preferable to you.. Nice 👌🏾

@ndues_boy We don't care, let's get robbed by locals not foreigners .

If he assimilates to your living standards it means he now has to rob people on that bridge because thats what locals do ☠️🔞

Moments before Hillary Kiplagat Set the World Record for Planting 23,326 Trees Under 24 Hours.