Michael Chaney

THE GENIUS OF BOB DYLAN At the age of 23, Bob Dylan wrote this prescient masterpiece. The lyrics, read today, remain as true and powerful as they were in 1964. No one should pass through life without reading them at least once and listening to Bob sing the song. A small taste … While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society’s pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole That he’s in bobdylan.com/songs/its-alri… youtu.be/JBNWkCsmqAY?is… Always remember: “[H]e not busy being born is busy dying …”

Look at that vertical leap. Beautiful. That’s something you’ll never see Andy Pages. Why? BECAUSE HE CAN’T JUMP. Check out the videos. He’s never gotten more than 8 inches off the ground in his life. Any ball about to go over the fence at the 9 foot level or above, is gone if Andy’s out there. Yet, by all appearances, the Dodgers have never addressed this glaring problem. Why?

Mookie Betts’ 2020 NLCS Defensive Masterclass.

@GRCinemaTicket Donnie Brasco, Black Mass, and Blow.

Can you name a Johnny Depp movie you like ??

@Hot_Pepper76 McCartney, followed by Jack Bruce, followed by David “Rook” Goldflies, followed by John Entwistle.

Let's give the bass players some love. Who's the best bassist you've ever seen perform live?

@Suzierizzo1 Merrick Garland.

Who do you blame for Trump not being in prison right now?

@Suzierizzo1 <<When a reporter asked him to what extent the financial straits of Americans motivate him to make a deal, Trump replied, "Not even a little bit". >>

Name one time Trump actually told the truth?

@DougJBalloon @NotHoodlum thenewtrocaderos.bandcamp.com/track/the-air

I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.

@Guitarbizon Infollow you, that is.

@Guitarbizon Dude, you seem like a good guy, I’m sure you are, but all these click bait posts of yours are driving me nuts. Sorry, but I’m gonna have to unfriend you.

It's 1978, which one is going in YOUR tape deck first?

@GretaGrace20 Good idea. Although I think Hannibal Lecter would be more appropriate. Anthony Hopkins has said that the voice he used as the Lecter character was a cross between Truman Capote and Katherine Hepburn.

Is there an AI audio dial that can be used to set his voice to "Truman Capote"? His deranged words need to be set to a similarly unhinged pitch, tone and timbre.

@Guitarbizon Bill Bartlett.

It's the 1980's, where is YOUR favorite guitarist?

Forget it. That version is a disaster. Hendrix screws it up right out of the gate by adding “ kind of” to the first verse, therefore ruining the perfect number of syllables Dylan put in the original. As for Dylan’s version, I’ll take it any day of the week over the Hendrix version.

What's YOUR favorite COVER song?

@Guitarbizon Ginger, Keith, Charlie.

Where is YOUR favorite drummer from the 1970's?

@Guitarbizon Who Are You. (maybe yes, maybe no)

Hit me with another band who wrote a song about themselves...

@Scarletkoito333 Come on. He’s black, he puts people over profits, he has integrity, is highly intelligent and articulate, and he follows the law — all things that are antithetical to the current DC mindset.

@TheExtremeMusi1 Bill Bartlett.

What GUITARIST do YOU respect the MOST???

@49eerfc The horizontal mambo. (Credit the term to Lowell George).

we need a word that’s more romantic than “fucking” but less corny than “making love” and we need it NOW

It’s too bad that none of these people is a former criminal defense attorney. In my experience,, a good defense attorney is far more adept at cross-examination than any prosecutor. No offense intended, but that’s just the fact of it. Prosecutors make their cases on direct; there’s a little more to it than, “ what happened next?”, but that’s the essence of it. Defense attorneys, on the other hand, live or die, case after case, on their ability to drill down, surgically, on adverse witnesses on cross.

Recess in Blanche's confirmation hearing. Blumenthal up next. He's a former US Attorney. Hopefully, he has well-constructed questions to ask. First session takeaway is that Blanche has had a couple poor answers and several that can be contradicted, but he hasn't been in any real trouble.

@JJSebastianelli @tigers @Local4News Did anyone ask him what it’s like to have a name so similar to Dirk Diggler?

Dillon Dingler makes his first All-Star Game appearance tonight in Philadelphia alongside Tigers teammates Kevin McGonigle, Riley Greene, and Justin Verlander. The Detroit catcher reflected on what means the most about his selection. “All that work that goes into it pays off.”

@TheExtremeMusi1 Paul McCartney. All day long.

Who is the GREATEST multi-instrumentalist of ALL TIME???

@Guitarbizon Ray Davies. On the Lola album. Want me to recite the lyrics from memory, too?

@Guitarbizon How about Denmark Street? Who wrote it (and don’t look it up).

There are a lot of "Street" songs. How many can YOU name?