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The juke box still works

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Ashley@AMangled·
Might as well put some beers into a sharpshooter.
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The Redheaded libertarian
The Redheaded libertarian@TRHLofficial·
What’s the troubling pattern, Daily Wire. 🪿
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Cosmic Monkey@CMonkey654·
@alphafox My daughter My wife My Dog And then myself The cat is an asshole, i assume she started the fire
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AlphaFox@alphafox·
Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire?
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The Redheaded libertarian
The Redheaded libertarian@TRHLofficial·
During Passover of March 1475 in Italy, a Two-year-old Christian toddler named Simeon went missing from his home, His body was discovered “beneath the house of Samuel” a Talmudist. The physicians who examined his body concluded Simeon had been systematically exsanguinated— drained of his blood. 15 to 23 talmudists were arrested and several confessed to the same crime: They abducted the child, and tortured him by piercing his body to collect blood in a basin, holding him in a cross-like pose, and killing him, and then disposing of his body. 15 of the perpetrators were burned at the stake; the rest died in prison. Members of the synagogue were all forced to convert to Christianity. The synagogue was destroyed and chapel was built over the site. Nearly 500 years later, Vatican II, which was trying to heal relations between the Christians and the Jews, decided the toddler’s martyrdom might be seen as “blood libel” and “collective guilt”, and that the prince-bishop who launched the investigation, could have just been antisemitic, so they removed little Simeon from the liturgical calendar and Roman mardyrology. Veneration, processions and relics and masses in his name were all forbidden. The archbishop at the time proclaimed the convicted Jews to be innocent of the heinous murder. Little Simeon, “ Simon the immaculate” was essentially erased from the church. Since this was one of many decisions declared by Vatican II and not a divine revelation by God, traditional Catholics still honor the feast day of Saint Simeon of Trent, which is today. The artist who painted little Simeon’s martyrdom was arrested for antisemitism in 2020, but fully acquitted.
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Bruce
Bruce@bruce_barrett·
Australia has completely run out of gasoline and now the panic buying has begun. It won’t be long before the home invasions begin and they find out what a strength diversity is.
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Cigarette Nostalgia
Cigarette Nostalgia@CigsMake·
World War I & World War II was the catalyst for the downfall of Western Civilization. 100m+ of the world’s greatest men perished for no reason
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Giga Based Dad
Giga Based Dad@GigaBasedDad·
Serious Question Protestants, do you believe Catholics will go to heaven? Catholics, do you believe Protestants will go to heaven? Do your best to keep it civil pls but be honest too
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Cosmic Monkey@CMonkey654·
@theclassicwife Less chance of syphilis Also, statistically, the more of a village unicycle a woman was before marriage, the more likely the marriage ends in divorce. But even unicycles deserve love.
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The Classic Wife ☦️
The Classic Wife ☦️@theclassicwife·
Lotta cope from this guy
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Trevor Sheatz@TrevorSheatz

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

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Cosmic Monkey@CMonkey654·
@theclassicwife @ryancduff The guy is talking about the witnesses, so you know he is cooked already with dispensationalism. I just love that someone thought saying hey my wife was a whore, but she's all good now is great for clicks.
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The Classic Wife ☦️
The Classic Wife ☦️@theclassicwife·
I don’t care about the grace and newness in the most intimate personal level of a married woman. It shouldn’t be shared on social media. It’s disrespectful to her and their marriage. I know she consents to this story being told but it doesn’t make it any better. It’s disrespectful and her judgement is clearly clouded. This is why you all need priests.
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Ryan Duff
Ryan Duff@ryancduff·
The reaction to this post is a prime example of why the way is narrow and few find it. From “you shouldn’t share this” to “Christianity has a marketing issue”… the gross misunderstanding of grace and newness of life is lost on most. Christianity is too radical for the masses. It’s why they sought to crucify Jesus and why they’ll eliminate the two witnesses on revelation. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Trevor Sheatz@TrevorSheatz

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

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Trevor Sheatz@TrevorSheatz·
My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)
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Tom Buck (Five Point Buck)@TomBuck

If someone argues that a former promiscuous woman is "damaged goods" and questions whether a Christian young man should marry her, remember Rahab. She was a Canaanite prostitute but became a mother in the lineage of Jesus. God redeemed her, cleansed her, and Salmon married her.

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Furkan Gözükara@FurkanGozukara·
The UN mediator proposed that Palestinian refugees had the right to return to their homes in 1948. The very next day, Zionist operatives ambushed his motorcade in Jerusalem and assassinated him. They literally murdered a UN official to stop peace.
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Israel Exposed
Israel Exposed@xIsraelExposedx·
In 1992, radio host Bill Cooper tried to warn the world about Israel, and the Epstein class behind it.
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Dr. Sydney Watson
Dr. Sydney Watson@SydneyLWatson·
Just a little bio update to reflect my current view of the world. ☺️
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Vinnie Sullivan
Vinnie Sullivan@VinnieSull1van·
Brace yourself for this one. In the final, heartbreaking scene of All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Burt Reynolds (voice of Charlie) reportedly required over 60 takes to finish the scene because the child actor Judith Barsi (Anne-Marie) was murdered by her father before the film was completed. Burt broke down every time but felt the need to finish due to its symbolism to her spirit and her legacy. I can't even finish watching it, let alone have had to perform the scene. This would be a hard scene for any dog lover even without the added tragedy. With it, it's a life changing watch. I dred to think how many takes I'd have needed. If I had, as I imagine it did to Burt, it would haunt me until the end of my days. 💔🌹#RIP
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Natalie F Danelishen
Natalie F Danelishen@Chesschick01·
A large group of Karens is called a homeowners association.
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ShitpostGateway@ShitpostGate·
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