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You know you are in trouble when you come to work in the morning and

Basic research is what you do when you don't know what you are doing.

booked.

A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.

How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?

have bad breath.

Call me if you need my phone number!

A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working

Today's conservative is yesterday's liberal who got mugged last

Gun Control: Ability to hit what you aim at!

"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses?

Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.

safety of reminiscence.

Hong Kong, Son of King Kong

seventh.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with

appears in his conduct.

Help! I've been possessed by a UNIX daemon!

Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?

No man's knowledge goes beyond his experience.