Timothy Pizza

If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you “Kitty.” And “Kitty,” when you call me, you can call Meee-ow… Call me MEOW! Call me..

@mtracey aye can I see the full painting behind you in the taibbi pod? My wife and I have have a bet as whether or not it’s a dress possibly from Africa?

This Paranormal Activity play is BANANAS. They brought this kid on stage and read all his Reddit comments out loud until he asphyxiated

The girl version of the “in the air tonight” drum fill is the Wilson Phillips drum fill for “Hold On.”

@walterkirn Fuck I just paid for a year. I’ll miss you guys. LAME

I didn't intend to end America This Week, suffice it to say. I'm sorry if that is the impression left by a confusing situation. I've had the time of my life doing the show and hold my friend Matt Taibbi in the highest esteem as one of the greatest journalists of our era. Truth.

Jesus I had to watch The Pitt just to calm down

@GavinBooth That gasp. Helluva cliff hanger

The new episode of Pluribus - what?!?!?

LOL THEY GOT @PatrickFabian TO VOICE PLURIBUS. SO PERFECT. OMG OMG

@realVGilligan OMG Who wrote the ‘Casanova McBoner’ line?

@Eazyie_ Yo is your shit down too. I can’t use any of my accts

Bank of America pls don’t make rob the nearest bank!! Fix this shit🤬

Will you Sora deceased pets?

I know who directed what movie

There was a brief moment when #Sora2 let me do French smoking cat.

@TheDailyShow LOL you shame doing an Indian accent literally minutes after doing an Italian accent for like a whole minute. Why is it ok to do the Italian one and not the Indian? I’m not mad. Just curious. I’m Italian. Pizza is actually my last name. Come on Stewart?!?!

@walterkirn you see the daily show last night?

We had the English cast of #DANDADAN draw their characters from memory with Season 2 co-director Abel Gongora and the results were... interesting. 🧐🎨

Sup. 👁️ #DANDADAN

@mtaibbi this comic from redacted tonight talking about russiagate lol did you come across this ? tiktok.com/t/ZTjakWUG4/

This season of #WhiteLotus is bananas. I can’t believe she got bit by a 🐍!!!!!

@scotmakingcents Was your shirt on?

I had a dream last night that I hosted SNL but there were no rehearsals and I bombed so hard. Thanks, Lorne! 🙄

@kukaneffect Oh I found your bandcamp. Cool.

@kukaneffect This is awesome. Might be in Osaka this summer we should do a show. I got a small travel setup with a synth, old Akai mixing desk and projector. Where can I hear more of your music?

kukan effect's new single "view of life and death" released today. kukaneffect.bandcamp.com/track/view-of-… Don't look back. youtu.be/Iv9PB5m5Hw4?si… Life is ambient.