LAVISH LUMBERJACK

I predict these things

From 2012-2015, Eric Decker is 2nd in red zone TDs & 3rd in red zone receptions. Mariota is #1 in red zone passer rating since entering NFL.

THE FIGHT IS ON.

Congrats to my cousin, Jake, being drafted by the Washington Nationals today! There's room for another Cousins in DC!

Morning fuckers, I love every last one of you son of a bitches, the cursing is merely a sentence enhancer, no different than seasoning food.

Scale of 1-10, what is your ideal performance number for a game? Pat: 8 National anthem? Pat: 10. Today & everyday, we miss ya, Pat.

Ezekiel Elliott playing special teams during his freshman year at Ohio State:

Demon pricing is here. Starting MSRP of $84,995 (incl. $1,700 gas guzzler tax, excluding $1,095 destination. Tax, title, license extra).

.@Titans rookie @KhalfaniM alongside @KingHenry_2 during today's OTA

What kind of fucked up world do we live in...can't even go to an Ariana grande concert without getting merked....

What we need now is more "bomb-free" zones.

.@Titans o-line putting a few beers back at the start of Game 3 @PredsNHL

Rolls Royce Wednesday 2 Drop Heads Phantom limousine Phantom Limited Edition EWB Ghost Wraith instagram.com/p/BUMgu7Kgjyv/

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@HaileyEmory I can come take a look at it after pepco is done we will take care of it for you guys

Never forget.

@HaileyEmory Ahahah I love it!! Unfortunately if pepco wants a tree down they usually get what they want😕

We finally agree on something Rosie. twitter.com/rosie/status/8…