Corey

@ashleywoller @marcuslemonis @BedBathBeyond You tell em!

Hey @marcuslemonis, the fact that @BedBathBeyond has no supervisors available is unbelievable. Being told someone will call you back—and then never hearing from anyone—is unacceptable. Customers deserve better.

@Andrew__Hank Id say get a room but im 3 days early on that one

@mkbrosnann Usually more than 3 less than 7

How many times throughout the day are you wrong?

@mkbrosnann You never will so dw bout it

How do you know your decision is the right one?

@mkbrosnann With a good understanding of the topic and its real-world implications

How do you ensure the depth of your perspective taking on a particular topic is heard, while still maintaining the big picture?

@mkbrosnann On it

@CORonthecob I will expect you to answer all my questions now ty

Pro tip: If you ask questions on Twitter, make sure people can reply

@sierra_bugs Tell them you won’t be paying rent until its sorted. Fuck with their money and suddenly they’re responsive

Anyone know what to do if your property manager isn’t answering your maintenance requests or emails about how your stove blew up and you can literally only feed yourself via the microwave??

@clayton_tisot @jonjohnsonwip Ill be in Philly next weekend lets hang

@CORonthecob @jonjohnsonwip tarps off

If you have a Phillies end of game fan reaction video, please reply. Would love to retweet to everyone throughout the night.

@clayton_tisot @jonjohnsonwip Put a shirt on

How Nick Cannon FaceTime’s all his kids.

over drinks?

Times have changed, buddy. We sincerely want this now

y’all I’m realizing with this stranger things rewatch that eleven has killed SO MANY people omg

@ashleywoller Method to the madness

@CORonthecob Your second word had none of the letters you found in the first 🤔

Wordle 283 5/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@ashleywoller Good talk

@CORonthecob Good, cause I don’t own any

Will someone lmk if my NFTs will be protected??

They must really think we are dumb.

@ashleywoller @nytimes I dont get it. Todays word was easy?

Wordle 249 6/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Hey ⁦@nytimes⁩ - we’re all not doing the crossword puzzle in pen here; do less

@ashleywoller @nytimes But today’s wasnt super hard?

Good morning to everyone who had to start their #Wordle Streaks from scratch today bc of the #NewYorkTimes your efforts don’t go unnoticed @nytimes