The Big Wishnowsky

@FlammShaun @adamlevitan Not a free agent, he hates football, and has early onset AB syndrome

@adamlevitan You said all that just to say you hate Brandon Aiyuk

Scraping bottom of barrel for skill players in free agency now. I'd have it something like: 1. David Njoku 2. Aaron Rodgers (42 years old) 3. Stefon Diggs (32 years old) 4. Keenan Allen (33 years old) 5. Jauan Jennings 6. Najee Harris (Achilles) 7. Tyreek Hill (ACL, dislocated knee, other ligament damage, 32 years old) 8. Deebo Samuel (30 years old)

@ElvinPritchard All our best players except cmc and Trent were draft and develop. Ward and Sherm were good acquisitions too but most of our star power has been drafted. We may not have the track record of the eagles or ravens but D is a little harsh

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@Ohio330NinerBoy @breakfastclubam @LorenLorosa @RayJ Not to mention the commanders hat

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@zain49ers We signed him to 1yr/$6m. That’s not needle mover money

Christian Kirk ran a 4.47 coming out of college. Deebo ran a 4.48. MPH stats didn’t crack the top 30 in the league for 2025. I feel like people are really just more excited about the name, rather than the actual production. Good depth piece, but not a needle mover.

@ElvinPritchard He’s definitely been 1yr/$6m good. Not worth the contracts he’s signed in the past imo

Has he ever been good anywhere he’s been??

@TheCoachBear Ah yes, comparing hypothetical IQ scores. A classic X strategy to win an argument

Of course, if you’re the other team you’re supposed to low ball dumbass. Which goes back to my original tweet in asking do you know how negotiations work? And we can take any type of test, I’m pretty sure my IQ higher than yours lil bruh lmao

@new_era72 Brother’s team won the Super Bowl and he’s still making memes with 5 niners logos on it in the middle of the offseason Rent free

Remember guys! “IF” they had 3 more players they end their 30 year SB drought!

@BrandonPerna He prefers Captain Gene

@ArealBallknower @Dak_2_Lamb Ain’t no way man this gotta be the funniest take on here

@Dak_2_Lamb Fuck No , they calling us!!!! OSA for fred is not a 1:1 trade , Fred is coming off a ACL tear as a older player ,

Would you accept this?? 49ers receive: Osa Odighizuwa Pick 20 Cowboys receive: Fred Warner Pick 27

@Delta49erx Eagles/seahawks/bucs fans: BrOcK pUrdY cOuLd NeVeR pUt uP 83 pOiNts

💯 Fuck’em

@49ersKyle While it’s unrealistic anyways, styles did start off as a safety before moving to lb

One’s a LB the other is a safety.

@ReformedStoic @dieworkwear Short + angry + gets none (zero charm) + hates women = “reformed stoicism”

It's being pushed by the elite as their solution to the male loneliness epidemic. Basically 80% of men are invisible to most women, so the proposed solution is for those men to get 100k height surgery and other surgeries, taking steroids and what not to become the top 20% of genetically visible men. Nothing about it is going to work, they are basically just buying time. The only solution is to take women's rights away.

what is the point of looksmaxxing? is it to impress other men in the looksmaxxing community? i don't get impression that women find this sort of personality or even the aesthetic attractive

@AaronRamun @LombardiHimself The same Jed York that traded for Trent Williams and cmc? The same one that has paid top market value for our best players consistently? That Jed York?

@LombardiHimself Not with Jed York as owner. We are doomed forever

As I was saying

@cgruthless1 Well I’ll be

40 burger incoming. Brock Purdy will prove why he is a franchise quarterback. Watch him dice up this Cardinals defense. 49ers 42 Cardinals 23

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@chrismcomeau Rams undoubtedly dominated that game. Gg. But saying the niners aren’t decimated by injury is off the mark

@chrismcomeau lol you chose 3 of our injured players, leaving out both of our first round picks from the last two years, a $30m/year wr, and a bevy of other starters who aren’t big names. Not to mention a couple of the guys you included in “played” that have missed multiple games this year

I don’t understand the ‘99% or our team is injured’ claim from 9ers fans. Played: - McCaffrey - Kittle - Jennings - Juszczyk - Williams - I can keep going Out: - Bosa - Warner - Purdy Out of a 22 person starting lineup, 99% is 21.78 replaced. Sure, the 3 listed as out are felt, but great teams have depth behind them. And yes, some of your depth got hurt. But you’re still beating teams. Help me to understand your POV, because it does sound like excuses when really 13% of your starters are hurt. 🤔

@BSUsportsreport We’re questioning the eligibility of a guy who’s never played a down of pro or college football in America? Also feels like a good time to point out: a 32 year old US Army vet was a RB at CSU (Go Rams)

How does a dude wearing an NFL jersey have college eligibility? Serious question.

@FantasyPros Ricky Pearsall 120+ and 1 TD (if the niners ever get healthy)

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