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@CSG1973

I like dinosaur socks 🦕 🦖 Am described as a big, lanky Smurf by some. I live in Scotland, so for legal reasons, I claim to be a comedian.

Somewhere on the water Katılım Ağustos 2009
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DaxwellsMemon@DaxwellsMemon·
Meet "Milano Pizza" in Hounslow! They are an A-rated Skilled Worker visa sponsor. The only problem is that this shop has not existed since 2024, there is no trace of it on Companies House, it never existed on there (would show as dissolved if it did). The pizza shop that replaces it, "G&AK LTD" (trading as Just Pizza), is ALSO on the visa sponsor list (A-rated of course). Why are there two sponsors at the same address, one of which physically doesn't exist anymore and the other one being an insolvent 2-person company. Not sure what "skills" they are sponsoring?
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Grotbags Lives!
Grotbags Lives!@GothicNumpty·
@GoodieTwoShooes @CSG1973 @BradfemlyWalsh @Unravel72 He gloated about raiding people’s pockets in the cloakroom of The Blitz, quite often taking what they had kept aside as their bus fare home. He thought it was hilarious. Never mind the poor sod who might not be able to get home.
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Shambo of Luxembourg
Shambo of Luxembourg@BradfemlyWalsh·
Can't believe Boy George has left Twitter just because we remind him every time he's a cunt that he once chained a rent boy to his radiator and beat him with chains. Some people are soooo touchy!
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Claire
Claire@ClaireWestbro14·
I had a nap after work in the garden on Sunday, I woke up on Monday morning, my top lip was a bit swollen. Sun, a bite? Dunno, it looked like I'd had fillers 🤣🤣🤣 if it wasn't poison, I might consider it after that.
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Lolatake2@lolatake2·
@domdyer70 @SAVIA_NI If only she’d stopped there… instead of carrying that passion through to hate
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dominic dyer
dominic dyer@domdyer70·
A fitting legacy to Anne Widdecombe a savage attack in Parliament on the cruelty of hunting with hounds. We could do with more of this passion & anger against animal cruelty in Parliament today
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@TinkerB1985 Exactly! She was incredibly protective of gay MPs. Her brief was that gay marriage was wrong, not that being gay was wrong. Huge difference. Iain Dale (a long time friend) understood and respected her beliefs.
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@Ersatz_F The first time I entered it, after many years, was a couple of weeks ago. Promptly lost the ticket. So hey ho.
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Lactose the Intolerant
I'm really not going to win the lottery if I don't remember to enter it.
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Gristomill@GristoMill·
@CSG1973 I embed the pill in pate and then play a game where he has to guess which hand it’s in. By the time I’ve teased him by swapping hands a bit, he’s not too fussy about inspecting what’s in the pate!
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Northern lady
Northern lady@Northernlady678·
@CSG1973 I didn’t know that about them. Yes so many of these lovely dogs in rescue centres it’s sad. I love them. All started with white fang and then the Paul Walker movie where he went back to save his huskies.
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@Northernlady678 Oh no, they are so soft (literally bred for centuries to sleep in babies cots in winter), but also ferocious hunters. They have only been pets since the 60s and are being bred by bad people.
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Northern lady
Northern lady@Northernlady678·
@CSG1973 I’ve seen TikTok’s of them decimating sofas. I visited a lady with four once, they had dug moon craters in her garden. Very unusual dogs but not aggressive as Malinois can be.
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@Northernlady678 They are insanely clever. Have had three and constant brain work and training was essential. Without that they quickly become bored and destructive.
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Northern lady
Northern lady@Northernlady678·
@CSG1973 😆 huskies are perceived as difficult by many dog trainers, no they are just super smart 🧐
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R@richardintheuk·
@CSG1973 Sounds like a productive day. I doubt the squeak in the dinosaur will last until tonight though.
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Northern lady
Northern lady@Northernlady678·
@CSG1973 Oh let them. Gen Z hate Labour lol, this will be the tin hat on it, 🧐😆😆
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Asian Mum Riot
Asian Mum Riot@asianmomriot·
@CSG1973 They're great. They haven't come back this year unfortunately 😢
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We now have very annoyed Jackdaws in the garden. One of them had stolen a sandwich and another started squabbling with it. First Jackdaw dropped the sandwich and Peasan darted in for the spoils. Much annoyed squawking.
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Asian Mum Riot@asianmomriot·
@CSG1973 Last year we had a family of robins in one of our trees and the jackdaws were trying to interfere/eat the chicks. I'm pleased to say that the robins saw them off. It was amazing to watch considering Jackdaws are pretty smart, but Robins are bold.
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