Cristofer Thornberry

Happy 6 months to this beautiful girl❤❤

@ryanwhitney6 Dave Portnoy has sold his soul to the devil, right? Everything works out in his favor.

@Thrpdo24 Not only can he win your local high school baseball team a state championship but he can also get them illicit drugs😂😂😂

@kirkmin Dave asked a little person over you… that’s low… literally!

@BarstoolRia @BarstoolFran has anyone ever told you Noah looks like a sane Sam Smith?

@stoolpresidente hunt down these guys that jumped @BizNasty2point0 and get them to rough and rowdy!!! #justiceforbiz

@jmaughan25 Listen to please please please…

Sabrina Carpenter’s new song is giving talking body a run for its money

@retsyn 😂😂😂 she’s very insightful

I know where @CThorpe3 wishes he was this weekend

I am a dirty little slut for a grilled cheese

Shame

@tyschmit Someone break Aj Dillon’s leg.

Pretty evident how important Aaron Jones is to this football team. #GoPackGo

That was the most fun I’ve had watching a football game since the Packers last won the Super Bowl. Jordan Love, Aaron Jones.. I fucking love you. Kudos to the defense for dominating the first 55 minutes. See you in San Fran. Let’s. Fucking. Go. #GoPackGo

Patrick Mahomes is such a whiney bitch.

@TrevorBender13 I’m more of a quarterback but Ill get dirty and bite some kneecaps

Year later, I’m adding @CThorpe3 to RG. Get these bums off my tv screen

@ColtHill7 @PatMcAfeeShow @ChuckPaganoNFL Appreciate that

@PatMcAfeeShow @ChuckPaganoNFL @CThorpe3 hey coop I like you cause you’re always dahn for a good time. Venmo ColtHill7

ATTA BABY @ChuckPaganoNFL 🎯 25 $500 WINNERS 💸💸 🔘Repost this video 🔘Reply saying something nice to somebody 🔘Put the easiest way to pay you in the post as well #PMSLive

@PatMcAfeeShow at what point do the eagles running backs get pissed off about the tush push?

@RGIII Nobody, I mean absolutely nobody cares about your opinion.

An Offsides call erased a one of the more creative impromptu plays we have ever seen. A lateral by Travis Kelce on the same day the man who gave us the Music City Miracle, Frank Wycheck, passed away. Instead of that memory, we are left with more officiating inconsistencies.

@z_argyle3 @FortniteGame My boy has bought $1,000 in skins and can’t get a god damn crown…. This is bull shit.

@stoolpresidente 13,245

For whoever guesses the closest to the # of pay per view buys we do in the comments of this tweet and has a receipt of purchase of Surviving Barstool I will give 10k. You must comment and purchase before 9pm est. If you edit your guess or have multiple guesses it's auto DQ