Slothman Prophecies👖

How tf is this even possible

🚨 Something very unusual just happened. Someone purchased an insane amount of VIX calls. In other words, a big player is betting the market will crash soon and he's doing it with a lot of money. Nobody drops millions on VIX calls unless they know something we don’t. VIX calls only pay off when volatility explodes, which almost always means stocks are getting smoked. The last time the VIX was sitting this calm before getting blown up was early April 2025. 8 trading days later, the VIX exploded from under 17 to over 60. The S&P 500 had one of its worst 2-day drops since the 1987 crash. Trillions in market cap wiped out. We will keep watching. When we make a new move in the market, we will let you know. Turn on notifications so you don’t miss our alerts, this is extremely important. Many people will wish they followed us sooner.

🚨 WARNING: THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING UAE just left OPEC after 60 years. NO oil production caps. NO oil export limits. NO oil quotas. One of the world’s biggest oil producers is now free to pump at FULL SCALE. And most people still don’t understand what this means for other markets. Bonds. Stocks. Crypto. YOU ARE UNDERPRICING WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. OPEC’s power has always been supply control. Supply control keeps prices elevated. But when a major producer steps outside that system, the game changes. More oil doesn’t create uncertainty. It creates pressure on prices. And oil prices move everything. Energy is the foundation of global inflation. When crude drops, transportation gets cheaper. Manufacturing costs drop. Shipping costs fall. Consumer prices cool. And when inflation cools, central banks move. Now connect the dots: → More UAE oil hits the market. → Oil prices fall. → Inflation drops faster. → Rate cuts accelerate. → QE returns. → Liquidity expands. And when liquidity expands, risk assets skyrocket. Bitcoin. Tech. Growth stocks. That’s where capital rotates. But there are only two paths from here: 1⃣ US-Iran war ends. Conflict cools down, sanctions ease, and upply routes normalize. Massive oil supply floods the market. That’s maximum supply expansion. UAE pumps freely and Iran exports more. Global inventories rebuild. Oil drops hard → Inflation falls fast → The Fed pivots → Liquidity returns → Risk assets pump higher. 2⃣ War keeps escalating. Regional tensions rise. Supply routes stay threatened. Iran stays restricted. Middle East exports stay unstable. UAE increases exports. But UAE supply alone will not cover global demand gaps. Not if regional disruption spreads. Not if shipping lanes stay under pressure. Not if infrastructure risk expands. That changes everything. Because if UAE cannot offset the supply shock: → Oil spikes higher. → Inflation surges again. → Rate cuts disappear. → Yields rise. → Liquidity tightens. And when liquidity tightens, markets break. That’s when capital leaves risk. High-growth tech. Small caps. Crypto. Everything reprices. This is why the UAE leaving OPEC matters. It’s not just an oil story. It’s a macro story. If war ends, oil crashes and liquidity explodes. If war escalates and UAE can’t fill the gap, oil surges and liquidity disappears. There is no middle ground. Markets will price one of these paths. And they will price it fast. Pay attention NOW. Because the next move in oil will decide the next move in everything. I’ve studied markets for over 10 years, and I’ve called almost every major market top and bottom. And I'll also call the next market crash. Follow and turn notifications on. I’ll post the warning BEFORE it's too late.

S&P 500 returns since 2009: 2009: 🟢 +22.57% 2010: 🟢 +13.24% 2011: 🟢 +0.97% 2012: 🟢 +14.23% 2013: 🟢 +29.08% 2014: 🟢 +14.69% 2015: 🟢 +1.40% 2016: 🟢 +13.67% 2017: 🟢 +20.80% 2018: 🔴 -5.18% 2019: 🟢 +31.32% 2020: 🟢 +17.40% 2021: 🟢 +30.63% 2022: 🔴 -18.63% 2023: 🟢 +26.79% 2024: 🟢 +25.73% 2025: 🟢 +18.14% 2026: 🟢 +4.98% Can we really expect this level of growth over the next 17 years?