Happy 2 B Here

@MagneticNorse A real man would climb it.

This is the entire reason men learn to fly helicopters

@KILLTOPARTY If the woman is unhappy, the man has to change. If the man is unhappy, then the man has to change. No woman is gonna compromise for you.

You gotta keep all that to yourself, cowboy

@gaz_fb I'll have to admit, I actually applauded their defending there. Wigan deserved the 3 points.

At no point during this passage of 5 chances did I actually expect that we would score, that's how bad we are. Credit Wigan's defending of course but we have to score one of these.

@CrazyCraven01 Looks like he's got a mouthful of sugar puffs

Not brushing his teeth till Liverpool win 5 in a row

@OnlyFoolsLines The Wet Wally

@Michaelbcafc Feels like home for you lot 🤣

Christ 🤣🤣 #bcafc

@gompstomp78 I guess we really did go "Billy Big Bollocks" with that one.

Last night showed us a lot of things, one being that a 25000 seater stadium is going to be awful for us. Even the 17500 I thought we would struggle to fill, let alone 25000 seats!!!

@Louie00__ Stick this on the changing room wall! 👏👏

@LutonTown MOTM was the Cardiff goalkeeper. We have never looked like scoring since relegation from the prem.

Full-time at Kenilworth Road.

@LutonTown Even better, can we have these ones back, please? 🙏

@LutonTown Can we bring back them orange and white nets now?

Every Luton goal from the birthday boy! 💫

@Inevitablewest Now, when your phone gets snatched, they can say "well we did warn you." Classic victim blaming.

The streets of London are now lined with signs warning about phone thieves. Sadiq Khan has ruined the capital.

@joshhhhhh1401 @LutonTown He'll be the player of the season. Unless he goes in January 🫠

Got the new @LutonTown shirt with Makosso on the back. Bloke is unbelieveable at football. First goal pending tonight? 👀🧡 Well worth the money, great quality shirt too!

@0xGeez @creepydotorg He was in his pyjamas!

@creepydotorg How did the experts confirmed he was sleeping the entire time???

In 1987, 23-year-old Kenneth Parks drove 14 miles while sleepwalking, killed his mother-in-law, nearly strangled his father-in-law, and then turned himself in while covered in blood. He had no memory of the incident, and in 1992, was acquitted after experts confirmed he was asleep the entire time.

@LoveRetroBTW Snowboard Kids.

What’s your favorite N64 game that’s not Mario 64, GoldenEye, Mario Kart, Ocarina of Time, or Smash Brothers?

@LutonTown Needed!!!!

MASSIVE.

@creepydotorg Bubonic plague

Melania's dress is symbolic. Do you know what it represents?

@DirtyFootbaIIer The referee will still be waiting outside the crematorium.

When you play dead to avoid the red card 😭😂

@dougdeep13 @CarnellNFFC @LutonTown

@CVinnie20 @CarnellNFFC @LutonTown You do know how much money our owner has don’t you? 😂😂🤣🤣 Notts county would beat you at the minute. We made 11 changes and still beat you. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

We exit the #EmiratesFACup.

@CarnellNFFC @LutonTown Bust? As in financially? You're more likely to go bust. And then finally it'll be a one club city. Notts County.

@LutonTown Cheers,hope you go bust👍🏻