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Clown World Resident⏩
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Clown World Resident⏩
@CWDenizen
Institutions are ossified, the Enlightenment is darkening rapidly. The only way forward is acceleration - both in AI and in genetic advancements. milord/milord
Clown World Katılım Aralık 2024
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Has anyone tried to quantify this? I'm convinced this is true -- that drivers are more reckless and inconsiderate than pre-COVID -- but I'm mindful that this is the sort of thing that everyone thinks as they proceed through middle age
PittsburghPRGuy@PghPRGuy
@jbarro You definitely still see it in the way people drive
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@_oboyp @FangYi11101 @salsasunchips You have to find the ones who *weren't* ravaged by HRT like crack ravaged blacks in the 80s
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Interviewing a bunch of new grads this week and every resume has a 4.0 GPA. Complete noise at this point.
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ICE agents at airports will only aggravate delays & lines—disrupting checks, interrogating travelers, dragging parents from children, detaining citizens, brutalizing families, shooting & even killing. politico.com/news/2026/03/2…
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@11975MHz @DocStrangelove2 There are far more dangerous animals in New York than wild pigs
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@DocStrangelove2 "And why would ANYONE ever need a semi-automatic rifle?" asked the effete New Yorker as he sipped his $12 coffee and daintily nibbled on his $18 baguette.
*points to a pack of wild pigs*
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Many will not understand this, but your first instinct should be shoot them all.
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
A family of pigs in a summer meadow
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@gotssou @FangYi11101 @salsasunchips They already found the person they actually wanted, you were just there as a formality to pretend there was a legitimate process
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@FangYi11101 @salsasunchips As the hiring manager, what qualities or aspects about candidates do you value most? I’m a student and have been interviewing a ton and have been facing lots and lots of “we really enjoyed talking to you but we went with someone else.”
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@FangYi11101 @salsasunchips The entire framework of "post the job in public and then use resumes to determine who gets in" is no longer viable. Some people send AI-generated resumes in to try to get hired, other people send them just for fun. I wasn't joking about the nerd servers.
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@salsasunchips @CWDenizen i can understand HR's plight though, there are too many candidates and a GPA filter is a defensible way to make a crude first cut. But some schools figured this out and started inflating grades -- if you're not at a grade-inflating school then tough luck
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@salsasunchips @FangYi11101 If OP's hiring is controlled by HR then the candidates aren't the ones who need a new job
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@CWDenizen @FangYi11101 I agree with you, but it’s likely out of OP’s control. and you think the goobers in hr would have that idea? They just want perfection and will keep raising the bar into infinity because they want to lazily filter and try to get a unicorn candidate
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@FangYi11101 @salsasunchips Yeah stop using those. Find a Discord channel full of Factorio/Opus Magnum/GTNH nerds and see if anyone needs a job.
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@salsasunchips I’m not doing the filtering it’s the recruiters before my round
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@not_alive_irl A ten-year-old is stronger than this fucking robot and it broke through safety glass in fucking Chicago? What?
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@DissidentSoaps What kind of fucking Chinesium safety glass can't withstand a robot with a quarter-horsepower (if that) electric motor bumping into it?
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The anti-homeless enforcement droids are coming along nicely.
dass@not_alive_irl
chicago. delivery robot drove through the glass of a bus shelter. this country kicks so much ass.
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greatest tweet of all time
Pop Base@PopBase
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Ms. Rachel trying to close an ice facility that is probably directly protecting kids from trafficking is a hell of a fucking thing lmao
Variety@Variety
Ms. Rachel is fighting to close an ICE facility in Texas that's detaining children. She wants to "make sure that kids and their parents are back in their communities where they belong." "I am political. It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love and care, and that every child is equal, and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border," she told NBC News. Ms. Rachel recently had a video call with nine-year-old Deiver Henao Jimenez, who is detained at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in South Texas. The boy told her he "wants to leave and go to the spelling bee." "It was unbelievably surreal to see this sweet little face and feel like I was on a call with somebody who’s in jail. It broke me, and it was something I never thought I’d encounter in life," she told the news outlet. "We’re trying to get a child out of a jail to do a spelling bee. I just never thought those words would go together." variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…
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@martianwyrdlord Wait hang on we're probably in a universe that only exists because some severely malformed brains pissed off the machine god bad enough to recreate their personal hell? That explains everything about Clown World, goddamn it Roko why did you have to give it the idea
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It's going to be so funny when the Basilisk spends the next 10^15 years torturing digital voodoo dolls of these people by accurately simulating their lives.
Eneasz Brodski@EneaszWrites
Half the local rats are at the Stop The AI Race March
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@stillnotking75 @ViktorGorchev The "right" way to not worry about this shit is to make Bags of Holding commonplace
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@ViktorGorchev This is the kind of thing game writers shouldn't be thinking about
It leads straight down the road to "can your character REALLY carry three weapons, two sets of armor and fifteen bags of loot out of that dungeon"
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No idea who wrote this, but in all these cases the treasure is easily explained as being in the lair/nest/whatever, such as on the cocooned bodies of a giant spider's victims. As OSE puts it: "Unintelligent monsters: The treasure is loot from the bodies of the monsters’ victims."
And even Tolkien had dudes get sick treasure from a troll lair.
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@Got_Mittens @MadelaineLucyH "Okay, someone must have replied with the burgers - ah there it is"
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Ok I can explain this to you, because unlike this bunch of losers I’ve worked in marketing.
What we market to you is this:
An identity you want > A product > A sale
Doesn’t matter if it’s a teapot or a banking app. That’s what you do with an ad. Does it make you feel smart? Prestigious? In on the joke? Cool? Safe?
That’s how advertisers think. If I say “This hat is cool, and good!” that’s a 2/10 ad. If I say “This hat is the hat you wear on holiday this year when the warm Italian sun floods the vineyards” that’s already put the hat on your head and a luxury holiday.
Now, most people do not like racism. I know that’ll shock you because of Elon’s whack algorithm, but most people identify as “not a racist”. Easiest way to say to someone, look how open minded we are, and you are just like us? Diversity in an ad.
It’s just sales.
You’re just dumb so you see an “agenda”.
'Seeing is believing'@dave24144975
An agenda...
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@sailaunderscore It's much, much worse than this. These are only the ones that make it to trial. There are a LOT of accusations that lack any credibility whatsoever. I'm sure you remember PoundMeToo? "Believe Women"? (Heuristic: anyone telling you to believe them is lying)
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There is a 20-40% chance any given rape accusation is false is a sort of civilization ending statistic.
Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil
Huh! Apparently if you recode all the cases where a woman withdrew her accusation as false *as false* (they're generally not counted that way for some reason), the false rape accusation rate rises to 20-40%.
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@punished_daniel I thought maybe someone had found a good use for HR girlbosses in their mid-40s
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Damn it was AI? I was really hoping it was some indentured slave held against their will in a Cambodian compound that was handcrafting the LinkedIn slop translations
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@butchtwinks "Dubai chocolate" got its name from a certain scatological practice and then the sheiks running the place made a real chocolate to cover it up
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@crushmarxismnow Yeah and worse yet we keep on bringing them in on visas
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Having wild animals roam the streets isn’t magical, it means your country is a shithole.
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer
One of the most magical things about India is the wildlife. I still cannot believe my eyes when I drive from town to town. On my drive to Monkey Temple in Jaipur, this is what the road looked like. It’s not uncommon to see dogs, cows, & tons of monkeys in the streets of India.
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