Cal Mackrory
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Cal Mackrory
@C_Mackrory
This is the Way. Hail Sithis.
Manchester Katılım Haziran 2015
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Etihad growing on me last few years I can't lie
josh walker@joshwalker__98
Say it fucking louder, what a fucking club 🩵
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@brendangrady11 @mcfc_lads Cant tell if you're joking about the poznan..
Because it is not original, we just love it
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@mcfc_lads Copying off the scousers.
Try and do something original like the Poznan
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T1 KDB, Aguero, Kompany, Silva
T2 Bernardo, Yaya, Gundo, Rodri, Fernandinho
T3 Ederson, Stones, Hart, Zaba, etc.
All legends obviously.
Fuad @FuadCadani
Where does he rank amongst City greatest since takeover? KDB, Aguero, Kompany, D. Silva & then him?
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@limitedmitch This is not a misstep it is proof the medias complicity with the powerful knows no bounds..
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On a real level, as a nation we fucking hate happiness.
Metropolitan Police@metpoliceuk
Primrose Hill will be closed on New Year’s Eve this year ⛔There will be fencing, security and a police presence to prevent access. If you had planned to head there to get a view of the central London fireworks, please make alternative arrangements.
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@RPMComo No it's what arsenal does to you. Just pure delusion.
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This is what echo chambers do to you.
When no one is allowed to tell you that you are delusional. For fear of cancellation.
Alrightfans MBE@alrightfans
The self-importance is absolutely mental
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@FBAwayDays He looks like that lad that only eats steak and butter
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Young Chelsea fan Ernie off to Italy for the game away at Atalanta tomorrow.
His dad sent the picture in and said this…
“School? Not today.
Some things are bigger! Chelsea away days included.
Ernie’s packed, buzzing, and off on a proper European adventure: London → Verona → Atalanta.
The kind of trip you don’t learn about in a classroom… but you definitely remember for life.
A little detour, a little magic, and a whole lot of Chelsea.
He might be missing school, but he’s getting an education you can’t put in a textbook.”
👏👏

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@belafeid_ @Gideoomatic He did.. he said Egypt have won loads of afcons but he hasn't got one.
It's a gold mine
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@Gideoomatic He’s few minutes away from calling him an Egyptian fraud
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@henry_parish18 Somehow shows up every international break as well..
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Love him but it’s time to go with these injuries, pointless having a player who can only play about 15 games a season anymore
City Xtra@City_Xtra
BREAKING: John Stones is injured, Pep Guardiola has confirmed. Pep: “To be honest, I don't know [how long he is out for]..." [via @HaytersTV]
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@eurofounder Surely it would be income tax not VAT obligations?
Or is it the VAT paid by the users on her account which she has to include in her self assessment?
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Just discovered my 19 year old daughter has an OnlyFans account
I was devastated
She clearly must not be registered as a sole proprietor with the the German Trade Office
I sat her down and asked how much she'd made
She said €4,200
I nearly collapsed
That's at least €1,890 in unreported VAT obligations
She started crying but I did the only thing a good father could do
We spent the entire weekend filling out forms together
She's now fully compliant with a business registration and tax ID
Makes €340/month after taxes and social contributions
I've never been more proud of her
Only 19 and already an online entrepreneur
She has a bright future ahead of her
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@StevenMcinerney It's always the 2nd half.
I have no idea what he says or they do at half time but we always come up 5 times less fired up and teams gain momentum and chances
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@wildmedia The best thing about this, is she goes through all that, the customer only throws a singular punch that she dodged.
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@GeronimoMorgans I dong know if it is that or what he says at half time
But for the first 10 minutes of every second half we come out like it's our first time playing football together.
Genuinely baffles me every week, teams come out fired up and we look like retarded pandas
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Pep wanted Declan Rice and missed him by £5m.
Pep wanted Jude Bellingham, matched the fee, but he chose Real Madrid instead.
Now Pep wants Elliot Anderson, statistically one of the Premier League's best this season and a level above in performance.
Don't miss out on him.
Get that physical specimen into Pep's midfield, or get ready to be bullied at St. James’ Park and the Emirates, and be dogwalked in the second half of every big game.
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