Mj Cahoona 🇰🇪

@Dr_F_Francis Kenya 🇰🇪 just signed a Military Cooperation Agreement with France. Fucking sell outs. This gov needs to go!

Hosting foreign military bases erodes your sovereignty. Basically, you won’t be able to make any decision they don’t want. That's why Africa is doomed!

@aleksthgrt France 🇫🇷 to hell

France once again tried to destabilize Mali by supporting radical Islamist terrorists, but they achieved nothing; all the terrorists they nurtured have already been sent to hell.France is the sole cause of all genocide and terror in Africa.These are their last gasps; France will soon return to the shithole where it belongs.

@AfricaViewFacts Representing from the bush

The Kenyan 🇰🇪 flag bracelet has become a powerful symbol of national pride. It is made with black, red, green, and white beads inspired by Maasai traditions and the country’s flag. Many Kenyans, both at home and abroad, wear it as a stylish way to show their identity. The bracelet has also gained global attention, with celebrities seen wearing it, and it is now reported to be most widely worn flag bracelets in the world.

@ali_naka We should all protect this Man and other Independent leaders like Traore fighting to protect their nation’s wealth

The recent fighting in Mali has a single objective. The goal is, of course, to restore a regime in Mali that would protect French neocolonial and imperialist interests. It will NOT happen!

@onjolo_kenya 😂😂😂😂 ata sijakula

Ladies and gentlemen, the woman being flogged is Wendo. Wendo had asked someone to call her family and tell them she had died and her body was lying at the mortuary. Her family rushed there, but they found no record of her. When they went to her house, they found her alive and smiling. But here’s the funniest part: while she was being beaten, she stopped them and said, “Ata sijakula!” 😂😂… like seriously! 😂😂 This one must be a last-born child.

This is the information we have been waiting for. This is not business, it's greed in the name of business. Someone should give us a picture of the Lokichar oil basin in Turkana. #WeThePeopleKE

@d_maluki @MOSSADil Ngui

@MOSSADil Greetings from Kenya. We love Israel and pray for peace of Jerusalem. Shalom.

CONGRATULATIONS KENYA: FIRST EVER SUB-2 HOUR MARATHON IN OFFICIAL RACE I KNOW, NOT POLITICAL...BUT INCREDIBLE. Sabastian Sawe just did what was once considered impossible: 1:59:30 at the London Marathon Not a controlled experiment. Not a special setup. An official race. And it gets even crazier: Second place, Yomif Kejelcha, also broke 2 hours. Third place, Jacob Kiplimo, beat the previous world record. (Imagine beating the world record and only getting 3rd place?🤣) Stay connected, follow @MOSSADil

@PatrickNderituh @MOSSADil Mbwa wewe! Loved by who? These are murderers

@MOSSADil He is Kenyan. And FYI study by PEW research center shows majority of Kenya view Israel favorably. I would say you are loved here

@MOSSADil Please keep away from Kenya 🇰🇪 affairs

@jamesonen You overestimate your importance fool. Travel a little. Fool.

Black South Africans are correct. Kick out all illegal immigrants from South Africa. You Pan Africanists just want to exploit South Africa with your Borderless Africa project.

@AJEnglish France is in envoy. Prove me wrong 😑

Armed groups have attacked Mali’s capital, its main airport, and several locations across the country, says Mali’s army in an apparently coordinated ⁠assault involving multiple groups.

@TiborPNagyJr You just proved his point. English maybe flexible in pronunciation but not spelling.

Kenyan Prez Ruto badmouthing Nigerians' English is rubbish! English is a world language, not specific to any country. Its flexibility in spelling, pronunciation, or vocabulary is its strength and richness; not a defect. That's why it's used universally. bbc.com/news/articles/…

@BBCWorld @jamessmat But he didn’t lie, did he?

Kenyan leader sparks uproar after mocking Nigerians' spoken English bbc.in/4mTFYXc

KRA is not playing with KTDA. KTDA buys and sells tea leaves. Not tea. Tea ni chai. Chai ni ya kukunyua. Tea leaves ni majani ya chai. Kirui are we together? Now, KTDA was growing very fast. They wanted the Gulf people to taste the classical definition of proper Kenyan tea. In 2008, they opened a branch in Dubai. Branch role, to market and sell tea in the Gulf. In this setup, KRA was eating well. Because branches are like agents. They sell and send all profits back home. So Dubai sold tea. Profits came back to Kenya. KTDA consolidated everything. And handed KRA a biig fat cheque. KRA was extremely happy. In 2014, KTDA got tired of tickling KRA. They discovered. - If they register a separate company in Dubai - Gulf profits won’t be taxed in Kenya - And Dubai tax was 0% too So no taxes nowhere. Directors said: Perfect. Do it. Fast! As they are doing all this, they are unaware of one dangerous sentence sitting quietly in Kenyan tax law. It reads: • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan resident company. The Dubai company was registered. Life was good. Money was flowing. Zero income tax. Next year, KRA noticed their cheque suddenly got thinner. They asked KTDA Kenya, ndugu ni nini inaendelea hapa? KRA got the shocking news of its life from KTDA. - We do not have a problem paying taxes. But the Dubai branch has been upgraded to a full Dubai company. And profits are no longer coming home to be taxed. KRA could not believe it. It returned to Times Tower. And embarked a fault finding mission. In 2021, they found out: - Directors of KTDA Dubai were all Kenyans - They lived and drank tea in Kenya - They controlled every single affair of KTDA Dubai from Kenya Wakasema baas, nini ingine tunatafuta? They invoked the one dangerous sentence. You remember it? • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan company. KRA declared KTDA Dubai a Kenyan company • Tax demanded 122M KTDA ran to court with Dubai registration papers. The judges questioned KRA why it wanted to harvest where Kenya did not plant? KRA responded: My Lords, if your hen lays eggs in your neighbour’s land, is that egg yours or your neighbour’s? Judges paused. Then sided with KRA. KTDA wakaabiwa walipe tax. Case closed. Lesson. • Structure your offshore company properly. • Or KRA will structure it for you.

@Kenyans He’s lying guys

Regarding the mineral sector, we are not going to export anything raw going forward - Ruto

@MrSausageGet Lmao 🤣

@daddyhope Mr Jigawa, I hear your accent already from your long post.

This is Kenyan President William Ruto boasting that Kenyans speak better English than Nigerians 🤣🤣🤣 He is confusing accent with diction. When African presidents boast that their citizens speak “better English” than others, they are not demonstrating a strong education system, as Ruto claims, they are showcasing a deep inferiority complex rooted in colonial conditioning. English is a colonial language, not a measure of intelligence, capability, or national progress. You can be fully fluent in a language and still have an accent that is difficult for some listeners to understand, as Nigerians do. Fluency means you have a strong command of vocabulary, grammar, and the ability to express ideas. Accent, on the other hand, relates to pronunciation, rhythm, and intonation, which are shaped by your first language and speech environment, which is what Ruto is confusing with good English. Has he ever had someone from Scotland, Liverpool, or Birmingham speak? Accents are a natural linguistic outcome, not a measure of education. They emerge from the influence of a person’s first language, the sounds and speech patterns they grow up with, and the environment in which they learn and use another language. Every language has its own phonetic structure, and when people speak a second language like English, those underlying patterns shape pronunciation, rhythm, and tone. That is why accents vary across regions and countries. They reflect history, identity, and exposure, not intellectual or educational superiority. I know that there is some kind of tension between Nigeria and Kenya, but such misleading statements undermine the confidence of young people. When they hear a president speak like that about how they speak, it erodes their self-belief, and that is not a good thing to come from a president.

@GloOouD Please spare his life. Our President is responsible for. #Rutomustgo

⚡️The 🇺🇦Ukrainian 425th Assault Regiment captured 🇰🇪Kenyan mercenary who fight for 🇷🇺Russian Armed Forces Joseph Kabugi, a 41-year-old man from Kenya, was fraudulently recruited into the Russian army; he was offered a job but was sent to the front instead; fortunately for him, he was taken prisoner rather than killed

@Danobo83 @NigeriaStories Mr Nasarawa, retreat. Or we’ll come for you.

@NigeriaStories I'm tired of all these small African countries laughing at us. We need to show them we're still the Giant of Africa.

“Our education and English are good. If you listen to a Nigerian speak English, you’ll need a translator.” — Kenya’s President, William Ruto fires back at President, Tinubu after he spoke about Kenya’s economy.

@woleesho @NigeriaStories All Nigerians pronounce ‘turn right’ as ‘torn right’. Prove me wrong 😑

@NigeriaStories What has he been drinking lately? Many Kenyans pronounce phrases like “turn right” and “turn left” as “turn light” and “turn reft,” so I’m not sure which Kenyans he’s referring to. Honestly, much of East Africa has similar accents when speaking English. That claim needs a reset.