Caiman | Private Investigator
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Caiman | Private Investigator
@CaimanPI
Ex Cop. Private Eye. Midwestern Supremacist. I write about guns, politics, and pop culture
a concrete jungle Katılım Eylül 2019
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🚨 Chud the Builder was wounded in a self-inflicted shooting outside a Tennessee courthouse.
Exclusive details: bit.ly/4fjFE1W
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@sheilanazarian “As a white woman, I can speak authoritatively on fucking dogs”
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Dogs cannot anatomically rape humans. As a physician, I thought I would just point that out. Why are antisemites such idiots?
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this is what it feels like to live in chicago
the culture 2.0 | magazine@galactamelamasc
Hey Arnold!
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Illinois has a congressional district so gerrymandered that in one part it's only as wide as a single building
Harry Sisson@harryjsisson
If Virginia can’t have their maps, then other blue states need to step up. Eliminate all of the Republican seats like they’re doing to us.
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@asukagrypr He has a paper badge from some podunk ass county sheriff that sells them to people so they can claim LEOSA privileges.
He can’t do shit
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In Dan Bilzerian's memoir 'The Setup', he admits to being a law enforcement officer.
Is this why Dan tried to get Nick Fuentes and Lucas Gage to say something incriminating?
Was he wearing a wire?
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Derek Guy: "Now if you'll observe this ostensibly republican politician, you will notice his footwear is poor. On the other hand, this suave Asian man's trousers are quite dapper"
Theater kids:
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Computa, increase home break-ins and property theft by 300%
Exec Sum@exec_sum
BREAKING: Nvidia and PulteGroup are partnering with startup Span to install mini data centers on the walls of new homes Each unit packs 16 Nvidia Blackwell GPUs, 4 AMD EPYC CPUs, and 3TB of RAM - and taps unused home electrical capacity to run AI inference workloads
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Nick Fuentes' whitest groyper be like:
The General@GeneralMCNews
BREAKING: Nikki Haley’s Indian son “Nalin” is expected to replace Nick Fuentes, according to the Bari Weiss-owned Free Press.
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A requirement for Chicago Twitter is to never have spent any meaningful time in this circle
Alicia, Courtyard Urbanist@UrbanCourtyard
Chicago may be the last place in the country where kids have historically normal childhood
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@EdLatimore If you break up a Chick Fight be wary of collateral damage.
I’ve taken an acrylic nail to the eye “on accident” and it fucking sucks
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Men
(This is hypothetical, obviously)
You're out with your girl/wife, one thing leads to another, and she gets into a fist with another women.
They're of equal size and there are no weapons.
She is getting her ass beat.
What's the protocol?
Are you allowed to seperate them, jump in, or does just gotta wear that ass whopping until the cops arrive?
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His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump dances
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@mattyglesias @Noahpinion They’re worried about crime because can’t build housing in a Blue State without some fuckass progressive demanding half the units have to be Section 8
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My personal opinion on this, as someone who lives in a city, is to design as many USPSA / IDPA / Steel Challenge stages you can fit inside a small indoor range as possible
A huge percentage of the population is literally hours away from outdoor shooting ranges or public land
Braxton McCoy@braxton_mccoy
@Docquistador We have to find a way to make shooting comps/tactical games popular. What the UFC did to fighting needs to happen to gunfighting.
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My neighbor told me CPD keeps arresting people for felony weapon possession so I asked how many guns he has and he said he just goes to the store and gets a new gun afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding guns to Chicago PD and then he shot me.
Caiman | Private Investigator@CaimanPI
Fun fact about Chicago - there's virtually infinite amounts of dumbass criminals who drive downtown with guns in their car for no apparent reason Go to the Arrests page for CPD Zone 4 and it's like literally every other collar
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Fun fact about Chicago - there's virtually infinite amounts of dumbass criminals who drive downtown with guns in their car for no apparent reason
Go to the Arrests page for CPD Zone 4 and it's like literally every other collar
Cook County Sheriff's Office@CookSheriffIL
A man Sheriff’s Police saw driving the wrong way on a one-way street in Chicago’s River North neighborhood is facing felony charges for unlawful gun possession. At approximately 9:30 p.m. on April 24, Sheriff’s Police Community Safety Team stopped a green Chevrolet Suburban in the 900 block of North Larabee Street after observing it going the wrong way. Officers learned the driver, 22-year-old Izell Fragoso of Chicago, had no auto insurance and that a gun was in the vehicle. When officers searched the vehicle, they found an uncased firearm with a loaded extended magazine. Fragoso did not have a valid FOID or concealed carry license. Officers took him into custody, and, later that night, the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office charged him with aggravated unlawful possession of a weapon. He was ordered released from custody on April 25 following his initial court appearance at the George N. Leighton Criminal Courthouse. The public is reminded that defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. #CookCountySheriff #LawEnforcement #CCSPD
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