Phlegm Clandango

Hello, a small reminder that I’m on Instagram but I’m not coming back to Twitter, even though I miss you all. You can find me here, should you wish: instagram.com/cain_unable?ig…

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Hello. I’ve thought about it long and hard and I’m not coming back. I won’t bore you with my reasons but I just can’t. I am on Instagram and Bluesky, sameish name, you’ll find me. If you want to stay in touch find me there, x

@Jessica58118203 cainunable on BS.

Yeah. I’m done. Absolutely fuck this place, fuck Elon Musk and especially fuck Trump and every moronic evil cunt who voted for him.

It sounds like hyperbole but if Trump does win this I’m done with Twitter. Forever. I just could not continue to be a part of it.

@_PatrickO_ Have you heard of Elon Musk?

@Cain_Unable Did I miss something? Did Trump buy X? Is there going to be a law that the US can put you in jail for supporting Democrats on X? Why?

It’s fairly fucking depressing to watch a live on-screen illustration showing the percentage of people in a country who are absolute cunts.

You fucking idiots.

@jenmcginn7 Alright there Farrow & Ball.

I cannot wait to never hear about Trump ever again. He makes Twitter into a bag of Revels, you’re enjoying all the nice bits then that disgusting orange bastard turns up and ruins it.

@mostly_grumpy Yes. Samsung benefit. A shit one mostly.

@Cain_Unable I don’t think I pay for Samsung TV plus, is it free?

@mostly_grumpy It’s literally the only time I’ve ever used it, I hate it but…

@Cain_Unable I am watching it on channel 4005 on my Samsung TV!

"Now, I must tell you kids that Melania has laryngitis and a bad back. So, she won't be saying anything, or doing anything." #USAElections2024

@BulkyAgain Amen to that.

@Cain_Unable Hopefully he'll be wearing orange this time next week

Americans trying to decide whether to vote for Kamala Harris or Donald Trump. 🤷🏻 #USElection2024

“Oh fucky-wuck”

Bloody guitar still isn’t here. I’m fretting quite badly, as I will be when it arrives to be fair.

I’m waiting for a guitar to be delivered. By Evri. I’ve never been so stressed in my life. #GuitarOrKindling