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Don’t compare yourself to others. Some people are really good at hiding that their parents still pay for everything.
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Caitlin Alyn
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Caitlin Alyn
@Caitlinalyn
comedian
Hollywood, Los Angeles Katılım Aralık 2009
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@rebfive I’d have preferred a stunt category personally. And this seems more subjective than other categories…
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Meanwhile if I mention Mercury retrograde, I’m a crazy witch lady. Make it make sense?
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“His follow through was such a mess. That shot? Bro. His form is shit. Mannnn ballers these days are NOTHING compared to what we had growing up. Half these kids can’t even hit a free throw, bro”
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The fact that men can talk so openly about sports but women get shit on for astrology is SO unfair
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I have to sit on this airplane and listen to 2 overweight middle aged dorks critiquing PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES full volume. No escape.
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Jesus christ they are talking about their families already. I have been dating someone for 2+ years I don’t even know his mom’s name.
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I’ve opened this hellscape app just to tell you I’m at the airport at some shitty bar and next to me there is a literal romcom meetcute happening. Two middle aged randos are currently falling in love over fantasy football and beer. Just a guess: they’re also both from midwest.
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Drinking an oat milk latte stoned on a cloudy afternoon listening to yacht rock has been very healing for the soul have to say
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Animals: they’re just like us!
UberFacts@UberFacts
During the early 1960s, a chimpanzee named Lucy was raised as if she were a human daughter by a psychotherapist and his wife She ate food using cutlery, wore clothes, enjoyed magazines, enjoyed drinking gin, could sign 250 words, and tried to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner
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@URGReplyGuy @ShakthiJ That’s not really the writers faults though… what gets financed is up to the studios, the people we’re striking against
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Cardi B throws her microphone at an audience member who threw a drink at her 👀
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If you’re 43+ and your prompt on a dating app is “still figuring out my dating goals”, get off Tinder and sign up with a therapist. Immediately.
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This looks like a job for Spider-Man
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
Crane completely collapses in New York City 👀🤯
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It’s only a matter of time before this man is a household name 🗣️
Aaron Monte@therealaaronmon
There’s a lot to complain about in comedy, but I’m grateful I get to produce three great shows with growing good reputations in LA with my friends.
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@whoopsy_doodle Unfortunately for some people that’s their only option to make a living for themselves. I wouldn’t be so quick to judge.
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So they cut all the trees so the protesters are in the deadly heat, realize they could get sued HARD, then put up these shitty canopies? These won’t do shit compared to what the trees were providing smh @nbc
Writers Guild Foundation@WritersGuildF
Life comes at you fast… Tents courtesy of NBCU
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@jsparkblog @martinMmorrow I’ve always said I’m not afraid of dying… I’m afraid of not living
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I’ve been a hospital chaplain now for eight years at hundreds of deathbeds. I want to tell you something I’ve witnessed.
Most people, at the end, realize they’ve spent a lot of their life hiding. Sometimes by choice, or because they could not safely choose to be themselves. ➡️
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Mandy Moore reveals to @THR that she’s received residual checks ranging from only a penny to 81 cents for her role in ‘This Is Us.’
🔗: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/man…
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@wolfiecomedy Been right there with you homie. Good thing we’re strong af 💪
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this have been some of the most fucked up weeks of my life but I’m still here
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