Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper

What’s the appropriate age to just buy a minority woman and fly her to the States? #mightbethemove #greencard

@MichealBalsjr Buddy give a homeless guy the $1

Have a gaping hole in my shorts right by the crotch…. At the gym and my underwear is bright red. #legday #fuck

@WithacKevinJR Do I cut?

The cut starts at midnight tn. This is for discipline and my buddies. All sweat, tears, and heart the next few months. #cutwaters #theCut

Explain global warming to me @grok I mean what the fuck am i looking at here

It’s called hell.

ngl. Just had sex with a 31 yr old from Ohio. I might be mentally insane. Rave starts at 11pm. #holyfuck

@JaronDigJR @WithacKevinJR If your gonna do it, send pics

@WithacKevinJR I’m on my way. @CalClutter81277 I’m juicing in your bed tonight. #Trios? #BigTexJrDiggy

Fuck it. Line up the gators. It’s 9:30 and I feel like fucking SUPERMAN #greenmachine

@JaronDigJR Be on my wall

“To be a fly on the wall.” Ya that’s my new saying #FlyWallNow #WallFly #OneLove

Going Sandy Koufax tonight #whichnostril

Going to find every bag dealer in chiran tonight and lowball the fuck out of them #loveofthegame

@LosTwinsFan @coachNikoMedved We lost first round of Big Ten. Better than Ben Johnson but barely.

Thanks for making Gopher basketball fun again @coachNikoMedved

@WithacKevinJR was such a bot last night. Good thing Cake Papi was back in full force. #victoryroyale

I blame the @USABaseball loss on @TarikSkubal , what an asshole announcement to make. Deflates the whole vibes to the team. #tigers #fuckyou

What the hell the neighbors order? 3 for 1 shipping deal eh? @amazon

9 hole hitter given a camp number nice job ESPN

BYRON BUXTON IS ALREADY HURT AND THE SEASON HASNT EVEN STARTED #GLASS

@WithacKevin @JaronDigJR can yall stop flooding my X with gay stuff?

Some kid for Grand Rapids in the MN hs state tourney is committed to Kentucky on a full ride for fishing - he just tied the game with under a minute left and hit a full ice length cast and reel celly. Fucking. Nails. That’s fishing.