Calamity Kate

Begin as you mean to go on.

customer: I have a question about my account teller: withdrawal? customer: oh sorry, ah have a question about mah account

I recognized this bird a mile away 😂@dropout @BrennanLM

Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever has convinced me I belong in a city.

A symptom of being in NY this week during the #CanadaWildfire is I am experiencing severe hives that wasn’t on the list!

@hankgreen That’s why Apple users get charged more from companies like DoorDash

$3,499 is a totally Apple price. It's so easy to forget how many very rich people there are in their ecosystem.

Thanks @QuikTrip for the best 2 am coffee I’ve ever had

@LandReagan I wish I could 😅

A student in one of my classes is not even being subtle about her use of ChatGPT in discussion boards, she sounds like a bot.

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

@killtheboots @YOUMEDANClNG I’m a millennial and I couldn’t get into it.

@YOUMEDANClNG i think its for the millenials

@nvansistine I was just about to say Strange Horriculture :)

Games that have already caught my eye and seem like they could be in the ballpark include: - When the Past Was Around - Wytchwood - Beacon Pines - Strange Horticulture - Ikenfell - Oxenfree - Magical Delicacy - Before Your Eyes - Tiny Echo

Game Recommendations Wanted: I'm looking to play more indie/small team developed games with fun and interesting puzzles, especially that have a cozy, spooky, or fantastical vibe. Bonus points if they are casual gamer friendly and break the mold! Any suggestions?

@Anonymous4ox @tylergaca Do you have to put lemon juice on it too??

@tylergaca "Your penis has to have a map to the real declaration of independence on it"

told my parents I auditioned for a show that required nude scenes and my dad said I could only do it if the nudity advanced the plot

@mhdksafa There’s a pretty illuminating statistic that shows men get happier after age 40 while women’s happiness plummets. I’m sure this is a variable in that equation.

This is a side by side of two women gracing the front covers of two well known magazines. The one on the right we all know is Martha Stewart, age 81. The one on the left is Apo Whang-Od, age 106, a tribal tattooist in a remote province in the Philippines. There seems to be an unwritten rule which equates beauty with youngness. In an interview, Martha Stewart told the reporter she credits her organic, home-grown, farm-to-table eating, yoga, and actively healthy lifestyle to her youthfulness. While that’s an admirable journey for her, let’s not forget the amount of privilege that kind of lifestyle requires. On the left is Apo Whang-Od, who is a 106-year-old tribal tattooist in the Philippines. The wisdom she carries in every forehead wrinkle and frown line is stunning. Her eyes are glass, reflecting back all that she’s witnessed over a century of lived experiences. Her tattoos a reminder of the ancestors she seeks to honor. Both women are beautiful in their own right. But I wish we as women didn’t play into this idea that we have to look younger—and thinner—in order to fit some unrealistic beauty standard which will grant us acceptance and relevance in the world around us. I’m writing this for any woman who, like me, may have had a punched-gut reaction to seeing an octogenarian in a swimsuit on the cover of a magazine looking more like a woman in her forties or fifties: Anti-aging is not a beauty standard. There IS beauty in wrinkles, and saggy skin, and drooping breasts. These are markers of a life hard fought for and well lived. It seems odd to try and erase these battle scars. So while I applaud Martha for her fortunate body, carefully curated procedures, and pristinely styled makeup, I also applaud Whang-Od for what others may perceive as imperfections. Anti-aging is not a beauty standard. Authenticity is. @ FeministNews

When I worked my first job @Hardees I would use my employee discount to buy and eat a 1/4 lb AND a 1/2 lb burger on my break and I just wonder where that person went. And also where the 1/2 lb burger went

@annoyingaria This felt like my 20s turning point where I became comfortable in my skin, and I just accepted my whole self and found people that liked it too without me having to change a thing. I wish I had this comfort-of-self in my teenage years! I’m so happy you’ve found this too!

I'm really proud for allowing myself to be my own hype-woman lately. Unlearning my toxic habits has become a battle of self-acceptance. No more obsessing over who's going to interact w/ me and who isn't. I post for me! Socials =/= Friendship I'm feeling relieved and free.🩵

@MPSomerstein @sunnyseeley That’ll be our jobs when AI takes over the creative ones :)

can we get some a.i. to pick plastic out of the ocean or do all the robots need to be screenwriters?

today my daughter’s preschool teacher told me she was going to separate my kid and her bff because “they’re codependent and fall apart without each other.” like ok thanks mrs smith, where were you when I was dating in my twenties

@PicturesFoIder Quad of scissors

@OmarNajam Omg I’m glad you’re okay!

Heads up folks in the Valley Village/NoHo area, a dude in a SUPER sketch looking van tried to run me over today. Not like "whoops, I swerved there" made eye contact and came at me. Just wanna throw up a flare about that. I'm totally fine, just watch out for a shady white van

@quiddie Happy Birthday!

2021: Spent my birthday filming an episode of ExU (that’s the day I played Gilmore!) 2022: Filmed ExU Calamity (don’t remember the ep - too traumatic lol) 2023: Get to spend my birthday watching my little bb Deanna run around Molaesmyr absolutely ✨STRESSED✨