KJS

I have the mindset of Batman but the living conditions of Superman.

This scene means something to me.

@RealGameQuoter Ahh thanks.

@Calculatedcs_ That's tomorrow

So there’s no April fools joke from [adult swim] this year?

"Carl and I made a baby."

tomorrow will be an epic DAY! @Ketchup_Distrib is releasing the first coyote vs acme trailer! we need to react & support the movie! #SupportCoyoteVSAcme

大暴れしてデールを称えろ！！ あのホモのジェフ・ゴードンに勝ち目なんてねえぞ！！

I’m doing a round 2 of Project Hail Mary and I’m bringing 2 friends that I’ve been watching movies with for the past year with me they got no idea what’s about to hit em.

it’s all corrupt girl

Cartoons used to make no sense and it was beautiful 😭

Charlie Day wants to make a ‘Luigi’s Mansion’ spinoff movie 🟢 “It’s such a fun game” “If they do it, I’m in” (via @Screenrant)

@imcertly Beautiful work! Can you do one of a cash register?

timelapse!

New research finds no long-term cognitive decline associated with cannabis use

I’ve been listening to @NicTNemeth trashing me through veiled “advice” and “notes” on busted open for months when in reality he’s just shitting on me out of jealousy. This dude actually said I remind him of a younger Dolph Ziggler. lol. I don’t remember ever being an overhyped mid carder. This dude is delusional. This dude is jealous. And most importantly this dude should keep my name out of his fucking mouth. I’m the most complete professional wrestler in the world. you couldn’t lace my boots or carry my mic. Say my name again on your little show and I’ll beat the fucking shit out of you. You know where to find me. In the meantime I’m gonna focus on my world title defense against “The God” Kenny Omega at Dynasty. Cuz I only face the best of the best. Lmk when the spirit squad guy belongs in that conversation.

2:46 Am

Andy Weir says he would 'absolutely' write a sequel to #ProjectHailMary He has ideas, but '[not] a good enough one yet' (via @nytimes)

i hate my job

Ryan Gosling made a movie with a fucking rock and it’s gonna make billions he’s literally the GOAT

Winning Rey de Reyes means the WORLD to El Grande Americano! ⚔️

@screentime I think it’s one of the best space movies I’ve ever seen.

What are your thoughts on Project Hail Mary?

to everyone that said "characters wearing helmets can't emote with their face so I don't feel attached to them," let me introduce you to the faceless rock that had me weeping like a baby in the theater