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Queef alert 🚨 American heartthrob (and my hallpass) Timothee Chalemet was arrested last night after breaking into the San Diego Zoo. He was speen placing a banana skin on his willy and entering the Silverback Gorilla pen. Smh. Wordle in two today guys #annoy #p4L #DonaldTrump

So, where have I been? After figuring out Cumberbatch's weaknesses, I posed as a 13 year old prepubescent teen. Unfortunately, i was intercepted by Americas #1 most feared pedo and have been his boy toy ever since. I escaped yesterday and boy does my behind need a rest 😴 😄

@ryanbigwillly Sources close to me claim Wormtail does a delightful seafood chowder which You Know Who enjoys munching on. I'll keep you posted

Does Voldemort eat? Can’t quite imagine him sitting down and using cutlery #mugglethoughts

@ryanbigwillly Unequivocally inspirational

Wordle in two, a Christmas miracle!

@ryanbigwillly My guy

@Caleb3am Distasteful, yet enthralling. This is why we love your journalism Caleb

Confirmed!! 🚨 Chris Pratt will be playing Rosa Parks in the upcoming movie 'Get Out of My Seat'. The male protagonist in the film will be played by Zac Efron who stated that playing a racist white man was the role he was 'born to play'. Give me a front row seat! #MiaKhalifa

@andruchk @HeritageFutebol @AmitendraGhosh You have a hemroid

@HeritageFutebol @AmitendraGhosh You're clueless about football.

There isn’t a single City player that starts for that Madrid team and I’m not even saying that to banter.

@tacco_muchacho @ryanbigwillly @astrofalls Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ryanbigwillly @astrofalls I mean that’s what she said

This is the difference between a 4 inch telescope and a 16 inch telescope

@ryanbigwillly My guy. I've seen you naked. You should be proud!

#saturdaysharesies No photo today, not exactly feeling myself 😔 The reason I'm all down in the dumps is my grandma passed away. She tripped on my toy train and broke her neck. Stupid hag. But boy do I feel guilty! Anyone got something to cheer me up? #StarWarsJediSurvivor

@ryanbigwillly My advice... Stay low, stay out of sight. I have heard rumors that there's a target on your head. You have made enemies with the wrong crowd my friend

#Saturdaysharesies In England today so this is a day later than usual! I am the youngest of 4 brothers. They picked on me a lot and thought I was "troubled." I no longer have contact with them. Good riddance I say. Their names are Joe, Kevin, and Nick. #year3000 #camprock

@blake_adam52 Relax frendo, keep stay out of my way and I'll stay out of yours. SEE YOU AT THE TOP!

@Caleb3am NOT MY PLUMBING CAREER.

@blake_adam52 You amuse me my friend 🤣🤣. I have screenshots given to me by a friend of yours. DO NOT MAKE ME POST THESE. You would see your plumbing career flushed down the toilet (pun alert!)

@Caleb3am SAY WHAT. lol antics? Im just a random mf 😂😂 my “antics”.

@blake_adam52 That's very hypocritical of you Blake. I've heard numerous stories about your antics. Don't make me expose you

@Caleb3am Following predators is a bad look

@PaintingMeJosh @ryanbigwillly Respect

@ryanbigwillly It was actually really good. It was kinda lacking in characterization and plot, but I really loved it otherwise. Taught me some things. But I did end up feeling quite lonely after.

I’m pleasantly surprised that the first ever smut book I picked up (with actual sex scenes that aren’t dream sequences) really got me going. I kinda wanna go ahead and buy the rest of the series, but I should probs wait until I’m further in.

@ryanbigwillly A small oblong piece of flaked or minced fish coated in batter or breadcrumbs and fried or grilled.

@Caleb3am Fascinating! On my planet we are taught to respect our elders. Also, what’s a fish finger?

#Saturdaysharesies Been a rough week 😔 Got laid off from my work for "harassing the eldery". Then came home to my Gran complaining about me "never helping around the house". She keeps over cooking my fish fingers and now this?! Bitch is getting on my nerves. #oldpeoplesuck

@ryanbigwillly Not a photoshoot my friend. Set up a self timer today!! Always take my photos the same day I post. Glad you enjoy!

@Caleb3am When did you do this photoshoot!? These photos are killing me 😆

#Saturdaysharesies Let's talk about my ambitions!! I always wanted to become a strategy expert and analysist for the army! That was until my computer was hacked and all my strategies were leaked. Thanks a lot Bin Laden #nineeleven #terrorism #DonaldTrump #itwasme