Ryan

Donald Duck on the mic??

POSH PLUMBER

JABBA THE HUT EVERYBODY!

Throwback vibes! It’s 2026, a new season has dropped, and boy there’s some mixed opinions. Yeah there were some ridiculous scenes, but who cares? That’s literally life. Go touch grass… or at least bite a cucumber

My avocado tree is fruiting

@LINZLDS Classic evasive manoeuvre, I know a cover up when I see one

@ryanbigwillly Thanks for your query! For more detailed information, please email our hydro team at hydro@linz.govt.nz — they’ll be happy to assist you.

Hi @LINZLDS, whilst admiring your 2025 West Coast Lidar, my colleagues and I have detected some perplexing bathymetric concavities. We’re suspicious about these underwater features, are they natural formations, data glitches, or something more sinister? Please shed some light!

Apple Watch Jokes 🤣🤣🤣

Apple Watch: “You can do it.” Me, eating chips in bed: Wow, thanks

@thebogirishbar It was a great post! Comedic genius from you, as usual. Also disturbingly easy to imagine you in that exact scenario. Life’s good! Here’s the latest addition to the family. #ImissYou

cheers for liking this one @ryanbigwillly how’s life how are the kids

nothing more demoralising than having a half chub in ya mouth

Watching Smile 2 tonight. Slightly concerned. The first Smile movie was fucking haunting. I’m alone this time, and I’m not happy about it. #Smile2

@AJamesMcCarthy stands alone as an astrophotographer, crafting intricate stellar visuals that resonate with precision and artistry. Andrew also harbors an intense fervor for mycology, a field wholly distinct from his galactic lens. I’m a huge fan of his multifaceted brilliance.

@AJamesMcCarthy Classic amateur move! You’ll get there one day Andrew, I admire your perseverance

I accidentally bumped my tripod while shooting the lunar eclipse and it turned out kinda cool

George Styles - a man of perpetual inquiry, an oracle of open-endedness, a connoisseur of curiosity. Answers? Mere illusions. Solutions? A fool’s errand. He cuts through certainty with relentless interrogation. But tell me this - who questions the questioner? @geostylegeo

@AJamesMcCarthy Andrew James McCarthy!! I knew you could do it

Last night I pointed a 135mm camera lens at a specific part of the sky all night. Then, I removed the stars from the image. Everything you see in this photo is a galaxy. Next, I'm going to see what happens when I point my largest telescope at an area like this for months.

Shout out to the old guy who just gave me his glasses because I was squinting in the sun #LegendsOfTheSprig

@Caleb3am Insightful. Thanks!

@ryanbigwillly Sources close to me claim Wormtail does a delightful seafood chowder which You Know Who enjoys munching on. I'll keep you posted

Does Voldemort eat? Can’t quite imagine him sitting down and using cutlery #mugglethoughts

@Caleb3am Yes

@ryanbigwillly Unequivocally inspirational

Wordle in two, a Christmas miracle!