Caleb Gauge

@__TEAM_USA It’s called rubbernecking

If Donald Trump is so unpopular, why did he gain more Twitter followers in one night than Joe Biden and Kamala Harris did in their entire careers?

Why even drive 15 mins for food when I can sit here and have it brought to me for only $65 more?

@FLOSSTRADAMUS Electronic Dad Music

If you use ai to create a sub genre of dubstep would it be called algo-riddim?

@Love2flysex @dejessy09 The tweet didn’t age well 🤡

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed Here’s examples of just how good they were

They broke news of earth spinning faster which seems like it should be bigger news. We so desensitized to catastrophe at this point it’s just like well what’s next

@yourpalmel Lykke Literaleigh 👌

Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

gonna start commenting “perfect collab” on friends baby pics

Collab with @CalebGauge for @NGHTMRE and @rayvolpe off the UNSOUND ep

@C_Will Don’t forget to pay the extra $60 to ensure it’s ill fitted

An $80 hoodie from Gap that takes 4-8wks to ship. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I was today years old when I learned the black/white ”Filthy Animals” movie in Home Alone was fake. 😔 Can someone make the rest of it for me? I need to see what happens to Johnny!

2022 sounds like “2020 Two” which is comforting

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Why do all cult leaders have such bad hair? #TheWayDown

@willigula I typically wake up earlier on the weekends to get in that good sunrise long run

@CalebGauge I'm never up at this hour on a weekend so I have no idea what you crazy kids are up to.

People really be out here jogging at 8am on a Saturday.

@C_Will @__ONI It’s like shaggy carpeted bathrooms lol

@__ONI Bruh it’s disgusting

You dont really like truffle mac n cheese like that …. You just dont want to be a hater. Its the big balenciaga sneakers of side dishes.

Tell me you’re a mass shooter without telling me you’re a mass shooter