Mike Foamposite, J.D.

@CatsFanRupert Understandable, carry on, Helmet

@CalebSquilliams Was re gripping them and by the time a realized it was to late

Got paired with 3 hot chicks and am playing the worst round of my life + I forgot my driver and 56

8 ball, corner pocket

Pope Leo weak on crime

@skinrule I love you

They are never letting Bobby Mac back even if he qualifies

Guys in the comment section of Steely Dan songs on YouTube love to tell you their dad died

Sometimes you gotta just send a pdf to ur mom

Ever since i was a boy a always knew i wanted to die for Israel

The Axis of Evil

Ben Franklin was obviously a mythological figure, perhaps a literary composite made from several real men to create a sort of pervert-wizard

I'm going to steal one of the coffee table books from the Amex lounge at the Jackson-Hartfield Atlanta Airport. #theperfectcrime

Winning the Nothing is Everything Bowl and my players dump a gatorade cooler full of Skyrizi® on me, causing my skin and bowels to become superhumanly smooth

I love you Kevin Byard III

I love you Jahdae Walker

WALK IT OFF. #WPMOYChallenge + @idjmoore