Dr. Alex Zawacki
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Dr. Alex Zawacki
@achillghost
Lecturer @ the University of Göttingen | Medievalist - hermeneutics, ghosts, the supernatural | Multispectral imaging | Catholic
Katılım Mayıs 2009
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This is the most fun I’ve ever had with AI
Lou@LouNoDear
Lmao this is shittier than I ever could have imagined. Thomas Cromwell is telling me to open a savings account
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@Monocarp_ He actually died on Scarif so I don’t think it’s getting another season
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Lmao this is shittier than I ever could have imagined. Thomas Cromwell is telling me to open a savings account
The Living Library@TheLivingLibary
Talk directly to the consciousness of your favorite book. 📚 We have AI for coding and images, but The Living Library is for your mind. • Get life advice • Vent about your problems • Debate their deepest ideas
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Ghoulish mud man from the Asaro River Valley, New Guinea, dons a helmet of dried clay and smears mud over his body to portray an evil spirit, July 1969
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@DweeBwae Getting guys off the bench inside of three hours so someone else can use it
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“Ban phones in school” is now a majority opinion, but are you ready for “ban phones at the gym”
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@franzsherbert Yeah exactly; it’s always two things, one of which actually has a smell
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The new AI tic I’ve unfortunately become hyperaware of is when anything smells like anything that doesn’t have a smell
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@worldly_bee I have become so neurotically aware of anything remotely approaching negative parallelism in my own writing
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@achillghost another beloved literary device falls victim to AI overuse...
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@NoahProoval @atlanticesque Try parsing the syntax here as though you are a malevolent djinn
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You're claiming food companies are putting fake cheese on stuff and claiming it's real? Which companies? Because I'm reasonably certain that's illegal.
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque
Veterans define “100% disability” the same way frozen food companies say stuff like “Made with 100% real cheese”
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finally cut the baby’s hair, which i’ve been putting off for months because i thought it would make him look like a Big Boy but instead he somehow looks more Baby. incredible win for me.
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i need to consult the skinless man we keep hanged upside down from the ash tree. he’ll know what to do
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@sensualhoplite A friend in college got “catamite” confused with “catamaran” and it caused a lot of distress when he told everyone at lunch about how his dad used to have a catamite but sold it because he didn’t use it as much as he thought he would
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@resurrecti0ns Pavloving yourself into enjoying the stair master is cray work
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it's been a few months, so let's try this again
tell me your favorite joke, but just the punchline
e.g. "sure, we had lunch together"
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@David_Mahfood You think you know a guy and then you find out he’s Jamaican. Incredible
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