caleb

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caleb

@Caleb_M_C

hijinks ensue

behind you Katılım Aralık 2019

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caleb@Caleb_M_C·7 Ağu

“to flamboyant and liberal to care” -sick and twisted democratic buzz lightyear

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The SLS // Mav 🇺🇦🗽@TheSLS_14·4d

peak…

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bill wurtz@billwurtz·11 Ara

twitter may remove the tweeting feature

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louis 🍉@alfdefolf·4d

how do you make a resume when you’ve never had a job and you’ve never done extracurriculars and your GPA is under 3.0 and you have no workplace skills and you’re gay and lowkey ugly

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ꨄ sarah@ambiviolencing·5d

insta algorithm gave me this terrier’s page today and these pictures are fucking killing me do NOT even joke lad

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Red Drummarts@redrummarts·4d

Watching an episode of Young Sheldon where a company buys out his favorite bread company and proceeds to make everything faster and cheaper ruining the taste of it, so he starts preaching communist ideology and almost gets deported

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SpursMuse@spurs_muse·4d

ELMO JUST SAW A BUTTERFLY

Elmo@elmo

Everybody!!! Elmo just saw a butterfly!!! 🦋

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Shane 🦧@TheMonkeyJungle·4d

JFK is actually closer in history to the the moon landing than the building of the pyramids

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Integrity Guy@Integrity_Freak·4d

Cute. Try this on for size: “Dracula’s outside and he is gonna fuck your butt.”

Jacobin@jacobin

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote. “I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’” “I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

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Antoine@TROOVY·5d

Introducing Hanta Virus

Kartik@kartikhq

Branding Hanta virus

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Jab 🍉@jab50yen·16 May

Youtube poop sentence

The Game Awards@thegameawards

Xbox has changed its name to XBOX.

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caleb@Caleb_M_C·6d

@Itzmi_yunaaa damn right it is

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ִ ࣪★@Itzmi_yunaaa·6d

Your profile picture is actually you btw

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Isaac@isaacturnersong·12 May

Ah, splendid. Manmade delights within my comprehension

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caleb@Caleb_M_C·14 May

@archivedilfs will riker….

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archive dilfs@archivedilfs·13 May

you're dating the dilf from the last media you consumed, who is he?

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caleb@Caleb_M_C·14 May

@souper_silly machining and manufacturing

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project hail milo ★@souper_silly·14 May

i'm curious. what does everyone on phmtwt study / major in question.

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matt@emotionalpilot·13 May

Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

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alex@vaudevillehook·13 May

Now if I were the clit where would I be…

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caleb@Caleb_M_C·13 May

my body is a machine that turns taco bell burrito into apathy

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Isaac@isaacturnersong·12 May

Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything

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𝓲𝓬𝓮@be_like_ice·11 May

Neurodivergent? Back In my day we called it "a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted."

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swinky@swinkying·10 May

i took her to my birdhouse and i beaked it

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