Integrity Guy

I have been trying to riff with Barack Obama in his replies for twelve years

@antimercurial @loffredojeremy Okay

@loffredojeremy If this is true (it’s probably not) then they are trying to learn how to predict human behavior with AI.

I just ran into a guy I know in NYC who said he’s doing a temporary gig for OpenAI. According to him, OpenAI is paying hundreds of people and families in New York to install 360-degree cameras throughout their homes that record virtually everything. Vacuuming, washing dishes, cooking, and everything else. He said his job is to go around collecting the memory cards and replacing them with new ones. According to him, OpenAI told workers like him that the recordings are being used to help develop a smart home device. But he said the strange part is that all of the people supervising the project are behavioral psychologists.

Great point. Now try applying this exact same argument to literally any other thing about working or the way society is organized.

ive been feverishly bettering myself at a rate of over 100 betterments a day

@Iittlejoy LMAO

@Iittlejoy Being a chud sounds exhausting

@daveloach2 Not my experience with him at all. He was very respectful of my body and my boundaries during our romantic trip to Tel Aviv

@MailmanStalker @willmenaker Astoundingly, the 200-page post-mortem featured zero mentions of "backshot" or "backshot air"

@willmenaker "Joe Biden saw anus," says the third [Biden] White House aide. "He peeped it."

Didn't think he could at his age, but ok maybe he wasn't as infirm as I had previously believed.

@trash_ebooks As open anti-semites, you and I are allowed to enjoy it unhypocritically

It's nice that the rising wave of anti-semitism, the most urgent issue of our time, isn't going to prevent us from enjoying the latest Mel Gibson movie :)

@exMalwa @lunch_enjoyer He got your ass bro

Bert Herber

The Minions come from Israel

@i_zzzzzz [during sparsely attended revival screening of ‘The Elephant Man’] Oh they fuckin his elephant ass up!

(yelling in a completely silent theater) Grogu Acting Different!

That dancing robot that fell over was probably tortured to death by the Chinese CEO who owns it. Still think communism is “cool?”

One fun thing about the New 70s we’re living through is that everybody gets to take turns being Jimmy Carter

@artbrokerr @MinhTran____ You really don’t get it do you…you’re stuck in the g*dd*mn matrix…open you’re eyes…

@MinhTran____ You really don't get it do you. South Asians are the most insecure about their race. THey try and chamleon wherever benefits them. They're a victim but also a fake humble oppressor all while shovelling the majority of the blame onto whites

kind of awesome racial identity crisis taking place: says “our bars” getting taken over by gentrifiers, but also doesn’t sit on the stoop because she feels closer to said white gentrifiers, all the while being pakistani

@afraidofwasps Handing him a stale slice of little Caesar’s that I didn’t want and sitting down to take in his soulful performance of “The Best Things in Life Are Free”

Homeless guy after receiving $2 and a “have a great day” from me: Huh! I guess sometimes being homeless, ain’t so bad…

@tolecrien It’s the LW equivalent of “get a real job”

@Integrity_Freak Yes I'm thinking specifically of copaganda and Black Hawk Down and American Sniper, it's hard to say "this directly caused X" but it definitely shapes people's perceptions

People really discount how effective propaganda is