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I have been trying to riff with Barack Obama in his replies for twelve years
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Integrity Guy
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Integrity Guy
@Integrity_Freak
That's alright! I like it down here!
Katılım Haziran 2024
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@pisspope I saw Donald Trump’s unc energy turn a lot of uncles into nephews.
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@Integrity_Freak There's two types in this world, uncles who caught your nose and the nephews who never got it back
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It really does boggle the mind to imagine a person earnestly realizing this ten years on, after one and a half presidential terms. And yet this very thing is happening to millions of dopes all over this fine country.
Edward Feser@FeserEdward
From @SohrabAhmari: “Trump…has now fully given way to his liberal caricature: venal, erratic, childish, a chaos agent…The scale of [his] failures...return[s us] to the character problem that first gave rise to the Never Trump movement” unherd.com/2026/03/trump-… via @UnHerd
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@EpicMasterChief Personally, I seek food and shelter. So far I've had a lot of success with that strategy
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idk there's other shit to worry about
kaguya@kartosiewicz
how do people survive in fandoms that don’t get new content
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My take on the Taylor Frankie Paul thing is that you should be allowed to violently assault anyone named Dakota at any time
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Lady in front of me to grocery checkout guy: Oh wow. just found a coupon in my purse! How lucky is that?
Me: Heh. Never kill yourself...
Lady: [turning around] What?
Me: I said "never kill yourself."
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@mshakes512 @heterodoxtom @CurtMills Given this reaction, I'm curious what your response would be if I were to answer "Yes" to your original question.
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@heterodoxtom @CurtMills Nobody made that comparison. The poll was who benefited more. So whoever says that comparison is being made has moved the goalposts. And lost.
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Astonishing moment. And a shameful moment for the United States government
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Part of the reason you guys couldn't convert on this Kristallnapportunity is that you had no half-plausible conspiracy theory. Nobody is going to just take your word for it that the college campus debater guy was some critically important figure "worth killing."
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The use of GLP-1s by men to suppress “twink death” will lead to an abundance of the Twink Undead, or Twink Zombies
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The anti-semites don’t say “dirty Jews” anymore. These days they hide behind euphemisms like “chopped unc” and “balding millennial.”
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[guy being manipulated by billionaire psy-op] I’m going to stop introspecting.
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@characterbldg He's Bringing Back Wokeness and The Groups for an Amazing Reason
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Lotta ppl concerned about tweets from the pre woke era which at this point may as well be the Triassic period who in a just society would be charged with aiding and abetting war crimes with their tweets in the past year
Jon Levine@LevineJonathan
Hey @NYCMayor — what does your wife mean by "fgts" here?
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@GarlicCorgi This one’s really giving Weekend at Bernie’s. “Thanks for your attention to this matter, but these crazy Iranians are even worse than Crazy Bernie. Covfefe!”
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*Trump easily wriggles out of it, killing everyone on earth*
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@oohweehuman Oman-Hooboye tensions flare, Gaddam offers to host talks
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@Integrity_Freak They call it that because you say "Oh man!" when you see the price.
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I'm lying in the big horrifying Eternity bed from '2001: A Space Odyssey' but I'm watching videos on my phone in there
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@lookabee83 You can make up for the pain at the pump by simply investing in Oil
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