Integrity Guy

I have been trying to riff with Barack Obama in his replies for twelve years

@doulbedoink Who is "most hated countries" supposed to be quoting

I love seeing community notes where you can tell the guy who made it had steam coming out of his ears

@cmclymer If you don't center the anxieties of American Jewish people in your politics... You might be anti-semite!

We can have good faith conversations on Israel, Gaza, Zionism, etc. We can share criticisms of the Israeli government. But at the end of the day, if you're opting to explain away violent attacks on Jewish people as an unfortunate by-product of the larger political environment instead of the specific agency of the attacker and their antisemitism, you might be antisemitic yourself. Maybe this is a good moment to sit with that and reflect on it.

@Gawkdee4 @RadishHarmers Egyptian Coptic Orthodox based in Canada with American flag avi >>>

@RadishHarmers Interesting point, but have you considered the fact that you're a fucking indian?

Oh fuck. Oh god no. I keep re-running the calculation hoping for a different result, but numbers don't lie. |{Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Sridhar Ramesh}| = 3.

Former military specializing in heavy machine weaponry here ✋ This is completely normal. The fact that the guy was thrown off shows it's working properly.

When you get to heaven this is who is waiting at the gates

@PrezTrunt The rap genius page for the corn pop anecdote

@Integrity_Freak What is this lol

Bro you did the meme 😭 (Specific meme I made just for this occasion)

@HabsburgLip You’ve been chastised by Tony Baloney

@FoxMcCl82539729 Quite right.

@Integrity_Freak Sounds like his bedtime story turned into a horror flick, and the monster ate the tweet.

Lindsey Graham posted “they’re doing this to me tonight” an hour ago. The tweet was mysteriously deleted

Sen. Lindsey Graham, who was spotted earlier this year holding an Ariel bubble wand outside the Tangled restrooms in Magic Kingdom in the midst of a partial government shutdown, has died.

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

It's really hard to imagine a Swiss guy who isn't an evil banker. I can't conceive of a Swiss guy who smokes weed, for instance. And I believe this shall be their downfall...

@oohweehuman Patricia blew up and is washed, I'd like to hear more from Lee

@NickMillerMusic I've always thought Tommy Lee Jones would have done a bang up job

Betting my entire 401k on this

Your DMs have leaked revealing you to be incredibly boring

@Kornphlake @NYCMayor Yeah there's going to be no more gyms. A real problem that will definitely materialize

@NYCMayor 5 years later - "Why did all the gyms close?"

Don't get TRAPPED paying for subscriptions you don't want anymore.