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@ass_stash @gemthejewels Dunno man, I knocked up my wife while I was thinking of Gem, so I guess we built different

@LASHYBILLS Ideally 1, though I’ve fucked a lot more 2s and even a few 6s.

What is your type ?🫣

@_iamlougotti Sandy Alomar Jr.

Name a forgotten MLB catcher

@eleanoir That guy sucks

Calling somebody else’s work masturbatory while posting an AI video of yourself beating up DFW…man, just shut the fuck up

@milk_speech L<<<<R. Left needs to PAWGmaxx.

She got cake mogged

@lfghiro Patriotic PAWG perfection 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

@asscheeksx Classic

When’s the last time you blocked someone? 📞

@Jackkk I don’t know how and where Thiel wants to shift the Overton window, but I don’t think I’m gonna like it.

Clavicular explains why his future daughter won’t need to looksmaxx Mike Majlak: “If you walked in on your 12 year old daughter and she had a hammer in her hand, as a parent, would you take that hammer from her?” Clavicular: “If a girl was looksmaxxing, I would say to her we live in a very favorable society towards women and some betabuxxer will still take care of you” “There’s going to be someone in this dating market who’s desperate enough for just about any girl. So the burden for women to looksmaxx is a lot lower” Logan Paul: “That’s an insane thing to say to your daughter. Don’t worry honey, there’s someone desperate enough out there for you”

@Chiva6 Military PAWG AI Perfection

A.B or C?

@milk_speech Yoga pants

What color was the bowling ball?

@mascartmickael Center for sure

Left, Centre or Right?

@newstart_2024 Does it matter? Trump has (quite obviously) fucked actual pornstars and that didn’t seem to dent his support at all outside of the Bluesky-types and people who would’ve hated him anyway. The issues matter and people don’t give a shit about dignity anymore.

“All the porn sites are controlled by governments and intel agencies… everything you watch is being stored and will be used against you if necessary.” - Tucker Carlson He dropped this on Bryce Crawford’s podcast, warning that our most private online habits are being tracked and could be weaponized later. He even mentioned the camera on your phone. Tucker’s blunt message: “Wise it up, boys.” Whether you fully agree or not, it’s a stark reminder that handing over our most intimate data in exchange for instant gratification comes with real risks many people ignore. I’ve always found it wild how casually we accept this trade-off. What do you think — do you believe major porn sites are being used for surveillance, or is this going too far?

@gran1te_mtn That dude just steals all of his contrarian hot takes from r/redscarepod (which is basically warmed-over Twitter slop at this point) so easily ignored.

Very stupid framing (unsurprising). Directorial careers rise and fall. 25 years ago Nolan was just starting out but was widely recognized as a great emerging talent. The guy that made The Godfather made Megalopolis. We don’t have to be retarded about these things.

@PopBase Nice catch, dingus

Pitchfork’s full-length review: pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…

Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review: “Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”

@HornyPornDude da king don't miss @prestonisback

Look at that recoil and booty jiggle of Latina Mommy Rose Monroe 🤤🤤🍑

@KicksFinder Looks like shit. No thanks.

FIRST LOOK: Audemars Piguet x Swatch "Royal Pop" Collection 🤯😮‍💨⌚️ May 16th, 2026 📹 IG: the_urban_syndicate

@Whenchewsofret And Weezer is major label Guided By Voices

if you think about it Jim O'Rourke is kinda like Steve Albini if you replace noise rock with experimental bullshit

@TMZ This picture doesn’t do her justice. She’s actually hot now ngl.

Rachel Dolezal, Who Once Claimed to Be Black, Builds Sex Career Years After NAACP Scandal bit.ly/4web9Ay

@BrassicEyeRedux @uncledoomer Oh it’s a Baudrillard thing?

@Calebcaleb35 @uncledoomer Nothing gets past you sir. That would be the satire part.

i know this account is satire but this is the realest thing ever posted