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@Dark_Gmi @TheBlueDodger Rodrygo? Nah, we already are sorted on the injury front with Romeo Labia majora

@TheBlueDodger Valverde or Rodygo and 50m settlement.

I can imagine Real Madrid wanting to include a player in any deal for Enzo Fernandez considering we want £120 million. Being realistic, what player would you like or want from them? 👇 #CFC

@CFCPys Only way the SDs take responsibility is by resigning

🚨 Chelsea believe they have learned lessons from past mistakes. They recognise this season did not meet expectations or ambitions, and they want to accept responsibility. The ownership and leadership understand supporter frustration. Alonso will work extremely closely with the sporting directors this summer. (@SkySportsNews)

@FabrizioRomano @ChelseaFC @ebehdad @todd_boehly you can't relate, can you?

🚨🔴⚫️ AC Milan have sacked all key figures at the club after missing UCL qualification. ❌ Massimiliano Allegri ❌ CEO Giorgio Furlani ❌ Director Igli Tare ❌ Head of Scouting Geoffrey Moncada

@_kipkemb08 Maresca?

Mtu anipee alternative ya PEP man 28 days kumeza continuously inakaa hectic

@ScottJonesy I am curious to know; do you—after filming and probably being aware of how the script begins and ends— enjoy a TV show just as the audience does albeit with 'virgin eyes?'

Mobland Season 2 was majority filmed by me. Strand-on-the Green, Chiswick House, Chiswick Police Station. Tom Hardy was on set early doors (ask the Mums who were doing school drop-off 🤣) and often late into the evening. I spoke to SCORES of crew, some main actors and a handful of extras (some of whom I'm still in contact with) There was NEVER even a hint of this being an unhappy set. This seems VERY odd.

@TouchlineX Don't know why/how but I know that if it was ever to be built Chelsea would be the first team to win the Champions League in it. It's unexplainable but it tends to just happen for Chelsea

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: UEFA have considered building the iconic pointy star shaped stadium to host Champions League finals since the 2000’s, but it was discarded for two major reasons. •⁠ ⁠Although building a roof with a similar design is structurally possible, the massive circular compression ring would make it the most expensive stadium ever built, and unfeasible under the current conditions. •⁠ ⁠⁠They remain committed to promoting tourism in the entire continent, so having one dedicated permanent final stadium was hard to justify.

@Ellis_ @yxngstxz That's why Estevao should take advantage of missing out on the World Cup and get that surgery Asap

@yxngstxz Bro after the club World Cup and at the start of the season it was the best time to do it. I don’t get why these footballers delay having surgery when it’s clear they need it. It needs ends well & he’s just wasted everyone’s time ultimately and will pay the biggest price

If Colwill was fit for the majority of the season he definitely would’ve made it don’t think anyone even expected him to go tbh. This is a huge blow for Palmer he was a silly boy not getting that operation at the start of the season and it’s ultimately cost him his World Cup space. I still believe he’s one of the best footballers in the world though and hopefully this will help him reach his full potential. He needs to address the injury issues this summer & I’m sure he’ll be fine.

@RamzZy_ '...waiting the shortest amount of time to recapture it'😂😂😂😂 You ain't winning it any time soon brother

Chelsea waited 50yrs to win it in 2005 City waited 44yrs to win it in 2012 Liverpool waited 30yrs to win it in 2020 Arsenal waited 22yrs to win it in 2026 Sure, let’s laugh at the club that has won it most for waiting the shortest amount of time to recapture it.

@N__Josephs What bores me most about these people is 'Baba this-Raila that-Baba alisema-Baba said...' C'mon men, come up with a plan on how to salvage whatever is remaining of this God-forsaken country, and let Raila rest!

No plan, just pictures in high end places stupid captions, vibes and Inshallah. You either communicate your plan or fvck off.

@salimishmael_ He is the best when it comes to footballing ability, a mentality monster, flexible, and for me the most important piece of the puzzle. Chelsea needs another captain for sure, but ffs it can't be Enzo. He was twerking for Real just recently

We need a new captain. Give Enzo whatever amount he wants and let him lead the pack

@SprightlyCFC @CFCPys Remember Rio Ferdinand, Neville & co when Ole was at Man Utd?

@CFCPys Jamie Carragher suddenly wanting Chelsea to succeed because his friend is involved tells you everything about punditry. These guys don’t analyse football, they protect friendships and agendas.

🚨 Jamie Carragher: “It’s probably the first time ever I hope Chelsea do well because my mate is involved, I haven’t had that before, so fingers crossed they do well next season, I told him good luck and I’m sure they’ll feature heavily on our MNF coverage next season” (@SkySportsPL)

@Ohta_Ryota Yeah, I thought 'kaa kado' needed more explanation, and she provided it with a translation.Kudos!

😃😃😃 kuna mwanaume anaenda kukosa amani mbaya sana hapa mbele...

@GovLeeKinyanjui ...and then it comes back to continue stealing chicks. Learn to finish the story.

By the time the eagle attains forty years, its body is weak and no longer fit for purpose. The beak becomes soft and unable to tear its prey, while the talons weaken, making it difficult to pounce and lift its catch. The feathers also become overgrown and heavy, further complicating flight. With these challenges, survival is at risk. And tough choices are required. To buy a new lease of life, the eagle retreats to a faraway place. It hits its beak against a rock until it breaks, sheds its talons to allow fresh growth, and finally plucks its feathers, enduring the harsh elements while awaiting new, lighter feathers to grow. During the sojourn, many rumours make the rounds. Some say it died, while others say it was eaten. But the eagle remains silent. After the sojourn, the eagle flies back home energised, renewed, and focused. Have a good evening, Nakuru.

@HLlozana @lamps1450045 🚨EXCL: Sources say Strasbourg SC manager Garry O'Neil is further down the list as a CONTIGENT option. Chelsea Co-owner Behdad Eghbali and SDs appreciate the work he's done at Strasbourg especially after taking them upto the Conference League semis

@lamps1450045 EXCL: Xabi Alonso not included in Chelsea's final shortlist. Marco Silva is the frontrunner, with Andoni Iraola and Kieran McKenna completing the final configuration.

We are at the "Enrique is the frontrunner" stage.

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@FauzKhalid 'Kiswoili'😂😂😂

Huyu anasema akibonga English hamuezi jua yeye ni Mkenya na akifungua mdomo najua hadi kabila yake 🤣🤣

@AB_0529 @BlueboyNk And we would have one more FA Cup added to our cabinet if it wasn't for Mount, that is clear logic

@CalisNgeno @BlueboyNk you wouldn’t have a 2nd ucl title if it wasn’t for Mount and Havertz lol, that logic is just dumb

Hakim Ziyech’s pressure penalty in the 2022 FA Cup final 🥶