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@STVNews A giant cheque commemorating the money she paid off Andrew's victim Virginia Giuffre?

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These men in wigs hate women so, so much. Particularly those of us who can see through their abusive gaslighting. This guy - Natacha Kennedy - is currently celebrating Jenni Murray’s death on social media. A lecturer at Goldsmith’s. Disgusting.

@WingsScotland I think a candidate who posted me a leaflet telling me how they hadn't ever lost a phone, had one stolen, changed number & deleted all their whatsapps & message history would probably get my vote. Right now they are just legitimised gangsters disposing of evidence.

@GlasgowCityFC Ludicrous award.

90" | 0-0 Penalty to Rangers.

@RangersWFC Was she though?

90’ | Rangers 0-0 Glasgow City Laura Berry is fouled inside the box as she tried to strike towards goal.

@WingsScotland Men's game, women's game, somethings never change do they?

Worst final ever. Is this REALLY the best 2 teams in England. Utterly boring. There was a full minute, not kidding, a full minute and a bit of the Arsenal goalkeeper standing with his foot on the ball deciding who he could pass the ball to. #LeagueCupFinal #EFLCupFinal #ARSMCI

@DanielW_1877 Absolutely unacceptable surface for any top league game never mind one with league title consequences.

Speaking as a non-bias St Mirren fan, surely point deductions have to start being issued to Dundee UTD for that absolute disgrace of a pitch

@bawarmy Clean as a whistle so why did we have about 2 minutes of VAR checking. Are they sooo desperate to find reasons to chop off St Mirren goals?

Big fan of Miguel Freckleton’s celebration yesterday 🎉

#CELTIC season finishing as it started, with a total inept gutless talentless performance on a dodgy pitch. Perhaps an even worse performance than saw them drop out the Champions League at the first hurdle v Almaty in Kazakhstan way back in August 2025. Never really improved.

#DUTDCEL This absolute potato field is going to finish Celtic's league chances. St Mirren will be fancying their chances in the cup semi.

@ryanOTHx So virtually no women's football shots on goal will qualify under your shot power rule.

These genuinely get worse and worse every week. Szoboszlai the best free kick taker in the league and here he is floating a cross in at about 20% of the power he would have done if he was actually shooting. STOP BETTING ON THESE MARKETS IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEM

@JayArsBBQ @OptaJoe @bet365 So if that had gone it Liverpool would have scored a goal but without a shot on goal?

This is not a shot on target from Szoboszlai according to @OptaJoe and @bet365 He's had a direct kick towards the goal that required the keeper to intervene otherwise it would have resulted in a goal.

@JayArsBBQ @StephenFPI @OptaJoe @bet365 Ahhh @OptaJoe remember that fantastic "cut back for Gullit" that went wrong from Marco van Basten because it had to have been a cross from that angle right, couldn't possibly be having a shot on goal?

@StephenFPI @OptaJoe @bet365 But you can't prove he didn't mean to shoot.

@log1_053 @JayArsBBQ @OptaJoe @bet365 Bollocks. This means any free kick hit at goal they could say "ahhh he fired it at goal hoping his colleague in the wall would flick it with his head so we'll call it a cross."

@JayArsBBQ @OptaJoe @bet365 If you think this is a shot on goal you never played football yourself, or in fact you might have done but never were good enough to take a free kick. Obviously in terms of statistics, I can see they will count this as a shot on goal.

@JayArsBBQ @OptaJoe @bet365 That is scandalous! That's very very clearly a shot on goal. Literally will be a goal if not saved in the middle of the posts.

@WingsScotland Wasn't the fella from The Fast Show?

Mate, trust me, you really didn't need to tell us which party you were from.

#The1PercentClub RIPS and dRIPS kind of worked for that one too.

@1PercentClubITV RIPS and dRIPS kind of works too.

@kevwgs Diarrheaaaaaaahhhhh! 🎵

If anyone hasn't seen Celebrity Sabotage and wondered what it was like, this was the best part of the episode #CelebritySabotage