Matthew Hoyle

@Fender shipped me a Panoverb amp upside down in the box. It snapped the coaxial cable off inside the spring reverb tank, rendering some of the coolest features useless. It would be great to see Fender stand behind their product and get a new one out asap. Your move, @Fender

A.I.—>A.G.I.—>A.S.I.—>Terminator? #ArtificialInteligence

Reading Lord Of The Rings again. Forgot how epic Tom Bombadil's outfit looks. Bright blue coat and yellow boots. Style.

@johnpstrohm Can't download the app though. Future software updates for iOS and Android might cripple the app.

So…the dreaded Tik Tok ban lasted 12 hours. Wish I’d tracked down the betting market on that outcome.

@ryangrim and @emilyjashinsky cracked me up today—facial expressions during the Michael Knowles debate. 😂 #CounterPoints

@USAquarium DUKES!!!!

It’s the m🍅st w🍅nderful time 🍅f the year!!!

@Tesla Prove it is faster on a real track. My money is on the #911.

New Model 3 Performance launching today 🏎️ → tesla.com/model3-perform… 0-60 mph in 2.9 510 hp / 741 Nm 163 mph top speed — Performance-tuned chassis Same quiet & comfortable cabin plus bespoke chassis hardware for improved stiffness and higher performance baseline. More power, lower energy consumption New Performance 4th gen drive unit can deliver: +22% continuous power +32% peak power +16% peak torque compared to previous Model 3 Performance. All with lower total energy consumption! Forged & staggered 20" wheels + Pirelli P Zero 4 tires Better traction out of corners while limiting traction control interventions. Also, better comfort, lower rolling resistance & increased range. Better Track Mode Track Mode V3 now integrates motor controls, suspension controls, powertrain cooling, & our Vehicle Dynamics Controller (VDC) under a single, unified system. This gives you a more predictable, stable & consistent experience in various track environments. New Adaptive Damping system Adjusts to driver & road inputs in real time to optimize ride & handling, while also improving ride comfort. Controlled via in-house software, which means it keeps improving via future over-the-air software updates. More aerodynamic exterior design 5% reduced drag, 36% lift reduction & 55% improvement in front-to-rear lift balance compared to previous Model 3 Performance. New Sports Seats Same functionality & comfort as before, but with much better lateral support for cornering & dynamic driving

@I_Am_Jakoby @RichardHandler7 @EFF I can do this… also, whenever you have a solid zero day, give me a shout. Have some lawyer buddies that specialize in brokering the sale of the info to the companies. 4 P’s—Proper Planning Prevents Problems. All the best, buddy! 🙏

@RichardHandler7 @EFF I'm so fucking poor lol I can't do that

R.I.P. 🪦 trying to turn in that bounty to microsoft is one of the biggest regrets of my life. My modules are gone, my account is gone I can make a new one and some of them can be transferred to me, but some are gone forever i hand delivered that bounty to an employee and they fixed it behind my back without compensation or anything we went back and forth for 8 months my @davidbombal interview was supposed to be the day before defcon last year but they patched so much of my work based off my github they learned about from me turning in my bounty that i had to cancel at 1am the day before. Patch notes came out a couple hours later on Aug 8th. Look at the additional security they are finally adding on the right, also my suggestion... 1 of many they have already implemented. notice NONE of my flipper payloads work anymore? you cant use "invoke-restmethod" from the run box anymore lol, My company is called "Unit 259". Thats because the run box has a 259 character limit and i specialize in making malware fit in there, popularizing using "invoke-restmethod" in there. They literally killed my origin story. Even worse, they broke so much i had to cancel my first EVER workshop that was just weeks after that. I had to refund close to $8k. My house is currently in forclosure and that would have changed everything. The workshop was on my birthday too. Remember me disappearing last year around that time? I had to check myself into a hospital. my heart hurts so much. if you dont want to pay the bounty fine, but fuck at this point you owe me a consulting fee man i lost the bounty, lost workshop money, lost personal money, lost thousands of hours of work, basically my will to live and im still fucking broke. i am so fucking lost

@elonmusk I knew it was fake when Buick was above Toyota.

Tesla is the lowest cost car to maintain

They are not even remotely comparable…

@elonmusk Also, top speed? Touch 200mph, and you’ll be up to speed with @Porsche

Model 3 is quicker than a Porsche 911

@elonmusk Corners, my man. Corners.

I guess they didn’t need any guitar solos after all. So much for David.

Is he Leonard Cohen now?

Thoughts on Rodger Water’s version of DSOTM: Really glad he didn’t have the last say in the original.

Did they have the wrong lead singer in the day?

Woke up and listened to the @JimboHart episode of Bassed. What a super nice dude. ❤️ ya, Jimbo.

@JimboHart Would love one, but can’t send ya a DM—didn’t pay for a checkmark.

Anybody in the market for a Klon? I might know a person who just took consignment of like all of em.

@GDWilkins No better place to go.

Enjoying some time in the mountains to recharge.

I’m all about how Gerrick is tackling term limits head on. Should’ve been done a long time ago, but he’s got the bravery and capability to make it happen now. #Wilkins2024