Renegade Statman Ⓜ️

Cameron Humphreys made his league debut, there’s a positive

@illinoisblue Yeah f*** VAR 😂

@CallMeStat That was weird, right? Random safety warnings. Anyway, can’t wait to enjoy VAR again!

Watching Everton v Man City as I’m invested in the world’s greatest league again. Do Everton usually have announcements every 5 minutes?

Total starting squad numbers 2023/24 - 8131 2025/26 - 8945 Days played on a…. Mon 3 - 2 Tue 8 - 11 Wed 4 - 2 Thu 0 - 1 Fri 2 - 5 Sat 28 - 22 Sun 1 - 3 #ITFC end

Oldest players starting game 2023/24 - Vaclav Hladky 46 2025/26 Darnell Furlong 21 Wes Burns 9 Sam Szmodics 8 Chuba Akpom 5 Ashley Young 3 Average Starting Age 2023/24 - 27.5 2025/26 - 26.9 #ITFC

2023/24 v 2025/26 An alternative comparison 🧵 Starting teenagers 2023/24 - 3 2025/26 - 18 (500% increase) Starting under 23s 2023/24 - 50 2025/26 - 23 (54% decrease) Starting 30+ year olds 2023/24 - 143 2025/26 - 88 (38.5% decrease) #ITFC

@m8mediaphone I’ll have to review that during the summer when Liam Delap rejoins us

@CallMeStat If a player returns (like a Warky) do they get a new cell or their old cell with a colour change?

I have a spreadsheet listing the 746 Ipswich players that made their debut for the club. Current squad have blue cells. Players on loan at other clubs have pink cells (for some reason), everyone else is a white cell. Going to hurt if Wes Burns goes to a white cell #ITFC

I wonder who will go from pink to blue to white this summer

@R_J_M_11 Let’s say your tweet from the other day never happened. It’s gone now 👍

@CallMeStat What never happened?

Over the years we have had to listen to banter from Sutton, Eadie, Holt, Huckerby, & Hernandez. Now they are getting it back from Nunez they absolutely can't handle it can they 😆 #itfc

@R_J_M_11 Never happened Ryan. Is this some kind of warehouse banter or something?

@CallMeStat You, it was either that or a crack head. Correct you talk for no one, you don't get to tell any Ipswich fan how they are react during the season.

@R_J_M_11 What does ‘one’ look like? I love the second line so much. I talk for no one and no one talks for me.

@CallMeStat Or that it's just that you look like one. The problem with you is that you think you talk for everyone, when you really don't

@Tomitfc95 @R_J_M_11 You never know. Up the Town Tom.

@CallMeStat @R_J_M_11 🤣 you better hope you qualify for a home euros! Up the town.

@Tomitfc95 @R_J_M_11 Here’s the other chuckle brother. And get it right, it’s not just this summer

@R_J_M_11 @CallMeStat He’s just bitter he’s got to support every team that plays England this summer 🇭🇷🇬🇭🇵🇦

@R_J_M_11 The headless where I referenced one of your tweets and all you could come back with was a racial slur

@CallMeStat Head loss about what? Supporting a club, and being disappointed if we lose and happy when we win?, seeing as I have supported the club since 1994, is that not allowed? Or do you set the rules?

@R_J_M_11 Hopefully not such a head-loss from you this time Ryan?

@CallMeStat Ah the plastic paddy is here again 🤣🤣

Very very occasionally I pass a concept kit on the #ITFC timeline and think “take all my money” Well where do I hand my cash over for this beauty?

This moment is why celebrations like today are special. He saw me clapping and I shouted “well done” and he gave me the thumbs up 💙