Robert Crawford

🧵 Thread: Your Goals Won’t Chase Themselves 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ 1/ Set Audacious Goals 🚀 Go big! Setting goals that almost seem out of reach pushes you beyond what you think is possible. When you aim high, even if you fall short, you’ll land further than you would have with a smaller target. Dream it BIG and then make it even BIGGER.

@KyleSeraphin @gunpolicy I need two for self defense

@gunpolicy We must be allowed to keep and bear Kami dolphins.

@HealthRanger I feel trump is the anti christ at this point

Are you ready for Sunday School at your local Christian church yet? Here come the LIZARD HYBRIDS! Or something... Can't wait to see what B.S. the government is going to tell the Christian pastors to start pushing on this one...

@musestoomuch Yum

somehow I’m lucky enough to have been made homemade tiramisu.. hard to think of a better gift than the love and labor of something so thoughtful.

Made fresh tortillas for Cinco de Mayo

In 2027, the rich will be flashing baguettes instead of Bugattis

@bas_fijneman GPT images are getting much better. Glitchy sometimes but overall powerful

I gave Codex one idea: A screen-time app for kids that doesn’t feel like a punishment. Then it helped turn that idea into Peekaboo, a gentle mobile app built around a tiny purple character with a sprout on its head. 🌱 The workflow was wild: 🎨 GPT Image 2.0 shaped the cozy visual world, mascot poses, sticker rewards, and app-store-style mockups 🧠 GPT-5.5 helped design the product logic: timers, breaks, rewards, parent moments, and kid-friendly microcopy 📱 Codex pulled it together into an interactive mobile app prototype with real screens, transitions, animations, and state Prompt below 👇

@bronzeageshawty Hot tub > Cold plunge

There is a lot of talk recently about cold plunges being bad for women and fertility. But personally, I love how a cold plunge makes me feel. It is an extreme mental exercise. It feels good to put the body through something difficult. It builds resilience. I think a lot of the women's health discourse centers around babying ourselves too much with "nurturing", rest, relaxation, and warmth. We do benefit from those things, but I think it's good for us to plunge into icy cold water sometimes. What if we had to jump into a river and swim for our lives if someone was chasing us through the woods? Cold plunges make my mind and body strong, and I feel relaxed after.

@MikeBenzCyber Next by Trump: “Atlantis is weeks away from a Nuclear Bomb”

if ur an enemy pipeline u have literally no shot at stopping the CIA's Dolphin Bomb Squad

@musestoomuch And pretty

men don't just want a pretty woman. they want a woman who sees them. who believes in them before the world does and helps him reach his full potential. that's the muse effect and it's real.

@morganamooo The new thing is EMF blocking canopy beds

becoming increasingly convinced that phasing out these beauties was part of the depopulation agenda. never let them psyop you

@oscarplaying2 @WallStreetApes I bought this fancy gum on tiktok shop that was all natural but not that good. All others suck

@CallRobCrawford @WallStreetApes I've been wondering if gum is ok ...I need to look it up

“Why is this country trying to kill us?” Major toilet paper brands in America have been found to contain forever chemicals. PFAS cause cancer, hormone disruption and more Major brands include - Bounty - Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper - Cottonelle - Quilted Northern - Scott - Kirkland Signature (Costco brand) - Seventh Generation 100% Recycled Bath Tissue - Tushy Bamboo Toilet Paper - Who Gives a Crap Bamboo Toilet Paper - Angel Soft 21 in brands total were found to contain forever chemicals. It should be illegal

@depressionlesss Dogs can’t do this

WHY CATS "CURE" THEIR OWNERS - AND IT'S NO METAPHOR:

I'm going to make a prediction. $7 gas by the end of June.

@heynavtoor We just developed our own esignature system. They are were lacking functions including docuseal.

DocuSign Personal: $10 to $15 per month. DocuSign Standard: $25 to $45 per user per month. DocuSign Business Pro: $40 to $65 per user per month. A 10-person team on Business Pro pays $4,800 to $7,800 a year. To put signatures on PDFs. A team of 50 pays $24,000 to $39,000 a year. And there is a 100-envelopes-per-year cap on most plans. Send more contracts and you pay extra. Need SMS delivery? $0.40 per send. Need ID verification? $2.50 per attempt. Need premium support? $5,000 to $50,000 per year add-on. You are rationing digital signatures in 2026. DocuSign is a $10 billion company built entirely on this pricing model. Now meet DocuSeal. A free and open source alternative to DocuSign. Created in 2023 by a Ruby developer named Alex who was simply trying to sign one document and realised every solution online was overpriced or required a subscription. Three weeks later he had a working alternative. He pushed it to GitHub under the AGPL-3.0 license. Today it has 11,800+ stars and over 1,000 forks. Bootstrapped. No VCs. No paywalls. Here is what DocuSeal does: - Upload any PDF and turn it into a fillable, signable form - Drag and drop signature fields, dates, checkboxes, file uploads, and 13 field types - Send to multiple signers with custom signing order - Automated email reminders - Mobile signing on any device - PDF signature verification built in - Audit trail for every document - Bulk send and templates - Full API access - Self-host with one Docker command Here is what DocuSeal costs: Zero. Forever. Unlimited documents. Unlimited signers. Unlimited storage. DocuSign limits envelopes. DocuSeal doesn't. DocuSign charges per SMS. DocuSeal doesn't. DocuSign charges for ID checks. DocuSeal doesn't. DocuSign sees your contracts on their servers. DocuSeal doesn't. Here is the wildest part: The median DocuSign contract per Vendr is $17,250 per year. One Reddit thread has people saying "they want me to pay $4.80 per e-signature." Self-host DocuSeal on a $5 cloud server and a 50-person team can sign as many contracts as they want without paying a single dollar. Your contracts never leave your server. Your client lists. Your NDAs. Your employment agreements. None of it touches a third-party company. For individuals who only sign a few contracts a year, you save $180. For small teams of 10, you save up to $7,800 a year. For a 50-person company, you save up to $39,000 a year. Your documents. Your signatures. Your server. 100% Open Source. (Link in the comments)

@songofstella I thought you were making pies this year, this is cake. False advertising

i made a fluffy mango mousse cake 🥭

@eldjbambino @BasedBlondex Seems to be a correlation

@BasedBlondex The bigger the wedding. The bigger the chance for divorce.

Big wedding are the biggest waste of money

@Sassafrass_84 Things will not improve until Bill Gates is stopped

I was just reading that Bill Gates wants to spray MRNA into our food. He wants to own our farmland. Create fake meat in a lab. Now, he wants to spray vaccines into our food. First of all, this is exactly like a person who drugs another person's drink. Illegal. I did not consent to any of this. This is not about food. This is about control. So when is somebody going to get some balls and go after this dude for crimes against humanity?

@filmnoiresc Those cherries look good. Amarena cherries are the best

Gm. I made pana cotta with goat’s milk and amarena and this is the cup of coffee my mom gave me after she asked me if I want any

@defidarling Y’all remember this

what’s the worst rug pull in crypto history?