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Cletus Van Damme

@Callicleez

'meme first, ask questions later'

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PICARD: Data, shields up DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy. [camera shakes] WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
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huge fan of whatever the fuck is goin on here
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We compromised at 6 carrot cake cupcakes that he forgot about by dinner
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The downside of autonomy is that now he can run up to a fucking 20$ birthday cake and start pleading his case for cake cake cake cake cake cake. He has also discovered the hot wheels section
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Cletus Van Damme@Callicleez·
2 YO has put much work into situational awareness, having his head up, looking where he's going, has correspondingly become more scared/intimidated by bikes or runners zipping by him on paths, or cars driving near him....
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𓆏カッシア𓆏@seppuku_pepe·
@theclassicwife Yeah I get why ppl like it bc there's parts that are enjoyable but the whole "stop what you're doing and play no matter what bc your kid demands it" schtick is obnoxious It basically conditions kids into expecting their parents to nonstop jestermax for them at their whim lmao
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Cletus Van Damme@Callicleez·
@ThymeToBeBorn "But how can the earth be so young when an advanced pre-ice age civilizations created gobekli tepe with telekinesis"
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ThymeToBeBorn@ThymeToBeBorn·
My boy's public charter school friends are pressuring him to agree with young earth creationism and his atheist neighbor friend is pushing back and we are indoctrinating him with mom and dad's special blend of schizo theories.
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Nemets@Peter_Nimitz·
Six years on, it's remarkable how fragile Floydism proved. BLM thrived in sociolegal environment created by DEI EO, agency guidance, & several deliberately ephemeral Supreme Court decisions. With those wiped, all that was left were undisciplinable NGOs & disorganized sentiment.
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