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Optimus Albert

@CallingEinstein

Meandering my way through X using a little logic and common sense

Classified Katılım Ekim 2012
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@DesireeAmerica4 Customer isn't there for you, you're there for us. Price gouging and complaining isn't going to get you a tip, it's going to eventually get you no customers
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Desiree@DesireeAmerica4·
This guy is bragging about leaving a single dollar bill as a tip on a $60 bill at a restaurant in Baton Rouge. Why? Because the kitchen slapped him with a $5.75 "complicated order fee." ​Let’s look at what this man actually customized: a double Wagyu burger with a pretzel bun swap, added bacon, added pepper jack, added grilled onions, added jalapeños, and "no garden." He literally rewritten the entire menu and expected the kitchen staff to perform culinary gymnastics for free. ​Yes, we all know eating out is getting insanely expensive, and these hidden surcharge fees are annoying. But at the end of the day, if you can afford to order an extremely expensive $18 for a Wagyu burger and $14 for a Jack and Coke, you can afford to tip the human being who served it to you. If you're going to be this cheap, do us all a favor: stay inside your house and make a sandwich. Absolute clown energy.
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@MNCVKG @MrPatMineo Observing the behavior of the thug, it is most likely the thug did something to cause the guy to push his head down. Then the thug knowing he's losing lashes out from behind. That's what thugs do, sounds like you have experience
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Aric of Fornburg@MNCVKG·
@MrPatMineo Id be considerably more embarassed if the one in the orange was my kid. Only thing worse than seeing your kid get knocked out is seeing them get knocked out when they absolutely 100% deserved it
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@BigPopz72 You don't lay hands on a lady, women are fair game since no one can seem to define what a woman is. This one thought she was a badass and FO, but I don't think that monster should be hitting anyone
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Big Popz@BigPopz72·
No situation whatsoever calls for putting your hands on a woman.. Watch this guy break the code.. I'm pretty sure he wasn't hurt by her, and instead of walking away, he folds this girl with a vicious blow to the head.. Is this mutual combat or domestic assault?
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@ScottPresler @GuyRochford They weren't going to pass it anyway, or touch the filibuster rules. The good thing is that 3 of the 4 will be gone and Paul was already pissed
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ThePersistence
ThePersistence@ScottPresler·
BREAKING Senator Ted Cruz revealed on his podcast that 4 Senators are P*SSED: ▪️Bill Cassidy ▪️Thom Tillis ▪️John Cornyn ▪️Rand Paul From President Trump’s endorsements to losing elections, each of these Senators — according to Cruz — is angry. With a 53-47 majority, we can’t afford to lose 4 votes & this will complicate how we move forward. Source: Verdict with Ted Cruz
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MikeMumbelz@MikeMumbelz·
@MarshallsFolly Fat fuck instigated the second exchange and caused the shove. I'm on the walker's side. Call the cops. When they see him chasing down the guy who walked away with his wife and kids they'll know he was starting shit.
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⚡ Marshall ⚡@MarshallsFolly·
Sidewalks are for pedestrians, not fat guys moving way faster than their natural limits on an ebike.
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His Name sake.@inhisname123·
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez runs in 2028, how likely are you to support her ? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0% Vote honestly
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@Golfingbrock Lots of hypocrites on here, losing composure happens when stress gets the best of someone. I'm sure he regretted his actions
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Hater Report@HaterReport·
SGA just fell down on the shot completely UNTOUCHED This is the most SHAMELESS basketball player I've ever seen and the refs keep letting him get away with it
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@Andrew_Maj42 Instant life phobia for the kid with dogs, why do hillbillies and ghetto trash love these dogs so much. Are they trying to portray themselves as bad ass through the type of dog they own. ❓👊
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LoveDad❤️@Sincere69937679·
@omoelerinjare1 Why is that white people can never do their jobs right. Seems they never can follow the law, even when their job might consist of upholding the law
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NOLLY@omoelerinjare1·
A Palm Beach County man firmly invoked his Fourth Amendment rights when police and a family services worker arrived without a warrant for a welfare check on his young daughter. Speaking calmly through his intercom with cameras recording, he asked if they had a warrant. When they said no, he refused to open the door or wake his sleeping child, told them it was harassment, and ordered them to leave. The officers departed without entering.
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@NormalGPolitics @bennyjohnson No, it gives them an excuse to do nothing and plays better to the voters. "There is nothing we can do because were not in charge" It may be changing, but they are not
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Normal Guy Politics@NormalGPolitics·
@CallingEinstein @bennyjohnson But for what? To shove it to Trump? I do think that the old guard of Dems and Republicans are basically the same thing and don’t really care who’s in power as long as they are both there That’s changing, now it matters.
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Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
Oh man. Republican Senators are snapping on Leadership. One GOP Senator just texted me and framed Thune’s tantrum today like this: “The Uniparty GOP senators deliberately wet the bed as punishment for Trump endorsing against Cassidy and Cornyn. It’s totally embarrassing…”
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
People aren't getting that the GOP establishment doesn't care about losing the midterms. They will gladly forfeit control to the Dems in exchange for making Trump a lame duck for the rest of his term. They are called the Uniparty for a reason, and the swamp wants to run things, ignoring a President
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Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@NormalGPolitics @bennyjohnson They are doing it on purpose, they would love to give the dems control in exchange for making Trump a lame duck for the rest of his term
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Normal Guy Politics@NormalGPolitics·
@bennyjohnson Trump won the election with a mandate and if you like it or not he controls the party Yet a small percentage of republican senators can’t seem to figure that out and they are making the party look like a complete mess heading into midterms
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Jay Garrison@GarrisonValues·
@bennyjohnson So why can’t 5 senators speak up and try to remove thune? I’m at a loss as to why they continue to just sit on their fucking hands doing nothing.
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Michael@Michael0qb5·
@AthleteSwag Look at the pussy that can’t hit it that hard crying like a crybaby
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Athlete Swag@AthleteSwag·
This guy had to be using the exploding golf balls 😂
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@NUCLRGOLF The most moronic person is the one that feels they have to shout something out. No one wants your arrogant participation
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NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF·
🚨🗣️ ‘SHUT THE F— UP!’ 🫨 Rory McIlroy loses it on a fan during his final round at The PGA Championship and appears to direct security to have them removed.
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@otokyo When does a woman stop being a woman? Oh there are so many ways
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Tokyo@otokyo·
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Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@ariaJo0 Never hang out with the mental gingers, the others are just dumb, guessing they wont chip in to replace the laptop
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ARIA@ariaJo0·
Yeah… I’m done with friends like this 😭
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Optimus Albert
Optimus Albert@CallingEinstein·
@TheHoopCentral Defender fouled him 3 times before shot, the fall was because he didn't give the shooter room to come down clean, he landed on his foot. How do you stop this?
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Steve Long@tbalong81·
@chasedownleads Wasn’t aware there was a “buffet only” at the restaurant we ate this morning. 48 bucks per person and my 2 children are 11 and 9!! Oh and don’t forget about the mandatory 20 percent tip on a BUFFET breakfast for a table of 4!!
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Chase Passive Income
Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·
Mothers Day brunch is completely unaffordable now What the hell happened to this country?
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