Calmputer 🍂
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Calmputer 🍂
@Calmputing
A moron with a microphone. Lost in the blue skies. If found, please return to https://t.co/OT45FuNTsm or https://t.co/zog6UCKBKl
Sweden Katılım Mayıs 2009
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@alexisfps Ok but sometimes you name yourself as a one-off meme because it was funny and then you’re stuck with it 😭
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@MW5Mercs "Updates made to AI weapon usage, targeting and Navigation."
Does this include ... FRIENDLY AI? Or will they keep walking in front of me every time I'm taking aim at the enemy?
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Announcing New DLC for MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries - Chaos Reign! Details here! mw5mercs.com/news/2026/03/1…

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A nurse I used to work with got fired so suddenly it didn’t make sense. She was always the first one on the floor and usually the last one to leave. She picked up extra shifts when people called in sick, trained new hires without being asked, and even brought food for the team during long rotations. Patients would literally ask if she was working because they trusted her that much.
One afternoon she got called into HR. Ten minutes later she walked out with red eyes, holding a small box with her things. Management told everyone she had an “attitude problem.” No warnings. No write-ups. Nothing.
A few weeks later we found out she had reported a senior doctor for making comments about her body and asking personal questions that made her uncomfortable during shifts.
He’s still there. Still respected. Still mentoring younger staff. Still laughing in the hallways like nothing happened.
She lost her income, her routine, and the career she worked years to build.
All because she spoke up.
zek@Azziielle
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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@ThePhysicsMemes the font choice made me read the first man died in 1996, and his work was carried on by someone who died in 1933... for a moment I thought I was reading about quantum mechanics.
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@JesseCox To upload videos longer than 12 hours (or up to 256 GB) on YouTube, you must have a verified account and, in some cases, request Extended Features.
in your case, the file was bigger than 256gb, right?
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@Mimcubus *long distance hug* Miss you, but also do what is best for you.
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@straczynski that link doesn't really work... it just gives you the cordcutter homepage. but, here's the youtube channel in question that they linked: @CZBeyondInfinity/videosit's" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@CZBeyondInfin… got The Gathering (episode 1+2), as well as episode 3 and 4 of Season 1.
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Looks like Babylon 5 is now free to watch on YouTube.
cordcuttersnews.com
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@ADHDMemess Lying was my defense mechanism against my bullies as a child... which sort of flipped the morality of truths and lies. Lying became the "safe" option, while truth often led to more bullying.
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@_middleEarth Sauron was literally the most powerful necromancer in existence.
Had that army of ghosts simply floated into Mordor, they'd be under his control immediately... and they'd probably be quite enthusiastic about harming the ones who broke their promise to them.
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@Qveen_Potato *sighs and googles "what's the most responsible way to get rid of 99 million dollars?"*
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@InfernoOmni Check out Jet Li's Youtube channel.
It's tuning into something interesting.
youtube.com/watch?v=MmSbHQ…

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@L_A_M_P_1 @shitposts_mp4 true... but "bitching" would rhyme more.
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@shitposts_mp4 But it literally rhymes??
"ItchING"
"ComplainING"
They both end in the same sounds, the literal definition of rhyming
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@InfernoOmni Had that a couple of weeks ago.. turned out to be gallstones... which I've apparently silently had for 15+ years?!
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@thescottbarber Considering the state of the world, I'm willing to try it...
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Memory Medieval@MemoryMedieval
This is my politics
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