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@views09 Look at this brother

i keep saying it, he only concedes bangers

@heisdami0 omo i don taya for baldie locks

e better make i dey watch lacey than this mbeumo

@Undaratedking you ke? cry jor

Breaking the assist record doesn’t make him better than anyone on that list btw.

Premier league goals in the past 1 month Casemiro- 2 Chelsea- 0 Casemiro is a club while Chelsea is a player 😭😭😭

@CCOND0NE @PEREZSAINTBILL you no gast lie

@PEREZSAINTBILL ts hard

Spray painted Bolapsd.

@nogojiggy cry more

With 8 open play assists?

@ArsenalChizzy @DaddyvaFarie oloriburuku

@DaddyvaFarie He made Westham win their first ever European trophy. At Arsenal we are winning their league and champions league this season

🚨🎙️| Steven Gerrard on Bruno Fernandes vs Declan Rice: 🗣️ Bruno Fernandes is a top player, no doubt. But comparing him to Declan Rice is a stretch. You’re talking about a player who walked into Arsenal and immediately started competing for major honours season after season. If Bruno was truly on that level, why has his team spent years hovering around mid-table and even flirting with relegation? Yes, he’s stepped up this season, credit to him for the numbers and assists. But let’s not force comparisons where they don’t belong. Declan Rice impacts games, controls matches, and drives winning teams. Simply put, Declan Rice is clear.”

@Blvck_skinhead bare offside’s and carried by his teammates finishing

Meanwhile, they keep lying Henry had 20 open play assist when 2 out of the 20 were corners. 🤣😂😂

@ddb00784 @FergiesRightRef cry more!

@FergiesRightRef Exactly this … imagine we had a team player all along .. his stats mask an average game , he’s literally swinging in a corner

They call me a 'Bruno hater'. No. I have just watched way too much football to be gassed by set pieces assists when the TEAM is not sharing assist. If Bruno was doing this while organising play and making sure everyone was assisting, different story. 1 guy stat padding.

@FergiesRightRef keep those tears coming

@DatSkinnyboi_ @smoky419_ no worry we no be “target audience”

@smoky419_ 1 short 832k wtf

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@ConfidenceBrig5 @smoky419_ without hands? crazy

@smoky419_ You’re fly bro they’re just too local, poor and they nor get motion for this app

@Jlsesugh even if na your mama, pity am

A defender is also doing it, and these cl0wns think Bruno is a god

@TheHateCentral @WelBeast ratio that pig!

You’d think they’re talking about a trophy. Standards are in the gutter.

@darc__prince big bro wake up !

wait make I sleep first. I go table una matter for morning.

@Adikastakes you ke

PEDRI IS BETTER THAN BRUNO FERNANDES!

@VicksonLFC did haaland and igor break any goal scoring record this season or are they about to? typing just to type

Bruno should get the player of the season because of his assist record? Okay!! Igor Thiago and Halland should get it also because of their goal record. Since reasoning has skipped Manchester United fans

“bruno assist with no clean sheet” “kdb good pass bruno” “ozil good pass bruno” “bruno no sabi ball”

you this useless fool

@citymira_ @FabrizioRomano holy cope

Imagine thinking Bruno belongs in the same conversation as King KDB just because he’s stat-padding his way to a record. Bruno could break every assist metric in the book and he still couldn’t lace KDB’s boots. Debryune has 6 Premier League titles, a Champions League, a Treble, and 2 PFA Player of the Year awards while the other is the captain of a team that can’t even win 5 games in a row. Bruno will never touch a PL trophy or a UCL medal in a red shirt; it’s just not in the DNA. Stick to the *chances created* tweets, because individual milestones are the only thing he'll ever win! 🤫

🚨✨ Bruno Fernandes reaches 19 Premier League assists… …just one assist away from equalling the records of Kevin de Bruyne and Thierry Henry, two away for breaking the record.