Off Da Handle 🦻🏾

@Callunc @kaiisoshy Every time I sleep 😴

When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41

@hephunderground No. Pineapples blow them out the water and other ones too, sorry to those allergic.

A good mango simply outcompetes every fruit

@ThrillaRilla369 No, how can u cure fake diseases that people set a standard for to take your money?

Do you honestly believe they’re suppressing cures for cancer in 2026?

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Did you make 50mil in the last 11 yrs???

This man chose 11 years in prison over giving up the location of $50M in gold from a 131-year-old shipwreck

@t_sadiity Laziness, depression and already being ugly as a bitch.

I don't understand why people don't take care of they teeth. This our last set! 😭

@OGsDontFold Stop killing yourself with cheap paint.

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

@ComfortLolaa Then why he in booty shorts? 🤣

Real men are built like this.

@imfynerthanfyne Mfs need to stop disrespecting and disturbing they core customers peace.

i’m at the liquor store the lady like “ it’s really early” btch put my liquor in the bag

@layxsnv No, cuz imma stop and be homeless tmw.

Anyone else start working at 14-16 and feel completely burned out as an adult?

@osamiibinladen I hate it.

some things i js cannnotttt

@BalogunSonia4 Wtf are u talking about???

When a husband starts taking his wife for granted, what’s the best way for her to reclaim her value?

@thatgirlmulaa No it dosent.

good pvssy make a ngga think you fucking everybody.....

@Lush_Beauty1 Yep it's a disservice to them.

If you do not have a strong support system PLEASE DO NOT HAVE KIDS!!! I beg you.. I know it looks fun, but DONT DO IT!!!

@muheediva01 Ish

30 is still young. I hope more people understand that.

@dontasktolink Cuz he was the last pissy ass bitch she tucked lmfao. He was greatful to get some cooch while the whole team wouldn't cuff her.

One thing about white people dating.. they don’t slut shame. Billy would marry a bitch who did his whole football team

@Big_tagg @officialvrewls Look all through this phone I really don't give a fuck.

i ain’t cheating but im ngl you can’t see my phone

How yall Lil niggas grown and dont have no facial hair, I dont understand how that's possible.

@LilithBlack25 Prove it.

What does NASA even benefit from lying about moon landing in the first place ?

@DailyLoud Cuz she's a whore, and he did that with a million other hoes and PAID LMFAOOOO

Lil Baby’s BM Jayda says s*x under 3 minutes or with a condom doesn’t count

@GiftedAsia @GaryLGray That's how they make more money, try it.

Once a streaming company starts charging for plans that include commercials, it’s time to disengage. That defeats the whole purpose of on demand streaming. We were paying you not to show us ads. Y’all have lost it