Canadian Pagan

@probablynate_ @nypost Bro🤣

@nypost Careful, if you say the whole thing three times in a mirror, a gay demon appears and forces you to share your pronouns

Woke Canadian lawmaker ridiculed for casually dropping absurd 'MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+' acronym trib.al/p1d6Giz

Someone out there knows what needs to be done and they should do it.

BREAKING: USA AND IRAN HAVE REACHED AN AGREEMENT STATING THEY’RE BOTH RETARDED.

TACO TACO MAN! I WANNA BE A TACO MAN!!

Trump: I’m dropping a nuke on Iran tonight. Iran: We’re going to wipe out the entire Middle East tonight. Traders:

The TACO is in the oven folks

He’s backed himself into a corner. If he does it, he’s a monster. If he doesn’t, he’s a joke. That’s a dangerous place for a narcissist.

@aelfred_D I’m at the jays/dodgers game?

On a scale of a quiet evening at home to ending an entire civilization, what’re everyone’s plans for tonight?

Crazy rhetoric aside, trump will chicken out, but the damage is done. Perception is everything; as if we could have a lower opinion of him though...

@Gregfar1 @EdKrassen "ThErE's Other WoRdS" - dude shut the fuck up.

@EdKrassen There’s other words there though, you pipsqueak..

Remember when people got mad at me for comparing Trump to Hitler? He’s saying he’s going to wipe out an entire civilization of people — innocent women and children. If he does this, he’s exactly like Hitler. PERIOD. I warned you. You chastised me. Listen next time.

Congress is made up of nothing but a bunch of pussies.

If Obama had tweeted “praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday Republicans would… oh, forget it.

It’s hilarious watching the “devout MAGA Christians” try to rationalize and normalize Trump’s Easter post. Must be exhausting to live such a hypocritical existence.

Week 1: We won! Week 2: Please send help. Week 3: We won! Week 4: Why isn't anyone helping?! Week 5: Praise be to Allah

@GuntherEagleman Cry about it, snowflake.

🚨 DISGUSTING! SNL’s Michael Che just made a sick “joke” about President Trump getting ASSASSINATED. “I think that’s cool the president is going to the theater. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?” The crowd CHEERED like deranged animals.

@WxOntario1 @AdamJPfeffer He’s not your buddy, guy

@AdamJPfeffer Ok buddy...

Sneaky Snowstorm expected to burry most of Southern #Ontario in 20-40+cm of snow this afternoon Just when we thought Spring had finally arrived, mother nature throws another curveball... #OnWX #AprilFools

Stock market rallying on the biggest "if" of the year...

@Sorcerer0fEld I mean I would, but je ne parle pas francias

If Canadians don’t want their minds poisoned by the Americans, peut-être qu’il est temps qu’on commence à consommer davantage de médias en français.

@ColbyHeamanShow @ick_real Lack of religion… the crusades would like a word🤣

@ick_real lack of religion, faith and morale ethics; which happen to all tie together. plus greed and jealousy.

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together ??