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@scienceisrealzz I think everybody is socially awkward at times, except me. I'm socially awkward all the time.

@Canadianafella THAT'S your argument?

🟥 WOW... This is the most awkward, CRINGIEST two minutes in the history of the political internet. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Pierre Poilievre, reduced to a gushing fanboy who finally meets his HERO, Joe Rogan... 😬 This clip alone is DISQUALIFYING – this guy is completely unfit to be the Leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, let alone Prime Minister of our proud nation! 🤷🏻‍♂️ Pierre is an embarrassing abomination and needs to resign as SOON as he sets foot back in Canada. He should be freed to pursue his obvious REAL passion – fitness videos. 🏋🏻‍♂️

@Matt_Pinner France? My ancestors came from there

If you were forced to live in Europe, Where would you choose?

@Eklcy @JinglaiHe Oh I was born in 1990 and I got my grandmother into Jon Stewart!!! Before Trevor Noah took over.

@JinglaiHe I don’t think millennials or gen z even know who John Stewart is but they know Joe Rogan

Pierre Poilievre had the opportunity to make a fool of Mark Carney on the world's biggest podcast, but he refused out of respect and showed some real class. In contrast, when Mark Carney appeared on The Daily Show a year ago and Jon Stewart mocked Pierre on live TV, Carney joined in on the mockery and went off on an arrogant rant. While Mark Carney acted like a typical Liberal, Pierre Poilievre acted like a true leader. It's too bad Canada elected the Liberal instead of the guy who was an actual leader.

@nucksjaysnraps @RodKahx The conservatives have adopted the reform act, unlike the liberals.

@RodKahx I don't believe he would resign... he'll need to be forced out.

Give another couple of days. Poilievre is finished.

@RodKahx Uh they can use the reform act anytime!

@ThrillaRilla369 I have no idea how to drive but sure I'll give it a try! 🤣

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@Matt_Pinner Yes!

Would you accept..?

@SuperDaveO1 @RepDonBacon lmfao!!!

@RepDonBacon Why hasn’t anyone stopped this 👇

I’ve been very supportive of POTUS on Iran & believe getting rid of Maduro was good. But I’ve been appalled by this Admin's tone, rhetoric, tactics & strategy toward Europe. Denigrating our allies has been terrible. Weakness communicated to Putin has caused grave damage. Passive-aggressive communication toward President Zelenskyy is embarrassing. I hear from our allies about the damage this has done & it’s going to take time to repair.

@RepDonBacon Thank you for speaking up Don. You're one of the few Republicans I trust.

@gator_gum I didn't know he bought a house, but I don't care.

Remember last month when Justin Trudeau has purchased a house. With his money... That he is paying for? Meanwhile, Poilievre goes on a trip to Europe, then tours the US, while he lives on our dime. With his nannies, cooks, drivers, maids, etc.... He's now going on Rogan. The leader of the Opposition travelling around the world and going on podcasts. RW Twitter will celebrate this while melting down over Trudeau buying a house. Unreal.

@SuburbanPolly Excuse me, but didn't Carney launch his campaign on Jon Stewart? I saw Crystia Freeland on MSNBC too

This will be the nail in his coffin. A Canadian who goes on an American podcast to sell himself to Canadians? The same America that wants to annex this country. He’s preaching only to MAGA.

New information has emerged about the post office incident. Keith's permanent record, Entry 7, states only that Keith "was found in the village, had at some point eaten something that resulted in an incident outside the post office." Dave has now provided the full account. Keith escaped on a Wednesday. Keith was in the road for eleven minutes before Dave noticed. Dave drove to the village. Keith was outside the post office. Keith had eaten the contents of a hanging basket mounted to the wall at approximately Keith's head height, which had contained petunias, trailing lobelia, and what Dave describes as "some kind of succulent that the post office gets every year and that Maureen from the post office is particularly attached to." Maureen was not attached to it by this point. Maureen had opinions about this. There was also a display board outside the post office advertising the village fete, which had been in a plastic stand at ground level. Keith had not eaten the display board. Keith had, however, moved it. The display board was now approximately four metres from where it had started and leaning against the parish notice board. Dave could not explain how this had happened. Keith could not be asked. Maureen had two further opinions. Dave apologised. Dave paid for the hanging basket. Dave has not established what Keith was doing with the display board. Dave's log, Entry 7 addendum, added three weeks later: "I think he moved the board to read it. I don't know why I think this. It just feels consistent." Keith is back in the village occasionally on Wednesdays. The hanging basket now has a bracket extension that raises it six inches higher than before. Keith has been measuring this from the road. Maureen has been informed. Maureen has added a second bracket.

@Mikeggibbs I feel like cold war is the wrong term for it lmao

Holy sh--, Carney got it done! The India-Canada cold war, is over! The RCMP announced today that it appears India has ceased all clandestine activities against Canada. Modi delivered and kept his word. Hopefully this marks the beginning of a long new trusting prosperous friendship. "EXCLUSIVE: RCMP says no current clandestine activities in Canada linked to government of India" ctvnews.ca/politics/artic…

@scienceisrealzz @funtomvids Have you heard Carney speak? He ums and uhs all over the place!

@funtomvids Pierre is so socially awkward, he doesn't act normal, more robotic. What a loser.

Classics!

@guyfelicella I watched it, I was a bit lost when they were talking about MMA, but Pierre was teaching him about our Parliamentary system.

My wife doesn’t follow politics until elections heard that Pierre Poilievre went on Rogan: "Ick. Angry. Trump vibes. And Rogan is known for spreading misinformation." If that’s the first impression, you’re not winning new voters, you’re losing them!

@guildelin @RasmusJarlov Just don't piss us off lmao

@Canadianafella @RasmusJarlov Woah woah woah there now... why are there so many points of the Geneva check list?

Europe has to understand that NATO isnt a one way street. If Europe does not support the USA now, dont expect the Americans to help the next time Denmark or Canada randomly decide to invade other countries!

@hriddies1 @DisneyDLV I always liked Phillip over Eric.

@Canadianafella @DisneyDLV We do, they won’t though. It’s a wonder Eric is there tbh

Follow the swirling leaves into a new adventure ✨🍃 Pocahontas is coming to our next free update!

@APack40969 @TamponTimsTaint @MountCascade @amyklobuchar trump said it not me.

@Canadianafella @TamponTimsTaint @MountCascade @amyklobuchar How is Canada going to help? Do you have any ships that can protect the oil tankers getting through the straight?

Today I met with members of the Canadian Parliament to discuss trade, security, tourism, and more. Canada is our friend and ally and I will always work to maintain our strong relationship. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦

@hriddies1 @l0new0lf86 @DisneyDLV We need prince Phillip the most IMO

@l0new0lf86 @DisneyDLV They won’t. They are allergic to princes for some reason 😮‍💨