Captain Kayfabe
109 posts
Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.
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Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary.
It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.
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@elonmusk You were an illegal too. Take your dangerous ass back to Africa
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The Left said his name over and over again.
The Left never said her name.
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@Mayor_Frey_ Classy Frey. You're a keyboard warrior just like your boss Walz. Vance wouldn't waste his time with either of you, but neither of you would stand a chance with him.
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This is a lie.
Even if I had ordered this, the MPLS police department would never follow an order from me.
Do better. Go fuck a couch.
JD Vance@JDVance
How about federal law enforcement. Should they feel safe calling 911? Right now, they don't, because you've told your police officers not to help them.
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@Mayor_Frey_ What ever happened to politicians holding themselves to a higher standard and acting like role models for younger generations. You’re a disgrace.
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@billmaher You should play Scrooge mcduck in a live actions adaptation
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If Trump somehow gets Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran all to fall, he should get a Nobel Peace Prize.
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I condemn political violence in all its forms, everywhere, against everyone.
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Forrest Gump ran toward danger in Vietnam. Your boss ran to his podiatrist crying bone spurs.
Petty insults at the expense of people with disabilities won't change the fact that you're risking troops' lives to boost Chevron's stock price.
It's my job to hold you accountable.
JD Vance@JDVance
Watching Tammy Duckworth obsessively interrupt Marco Rubio during this hearing is like watching Forest Gump argue with Isaac Newton.
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Alex Pretti is now on a billboard in Times Square.
I certainly don't remember seeing Laken Riley on a billboard.
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@elonmusk Do they have voter id in Pennsylvania? No. What’s stupid fucking graphikaaner
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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump’s approval among Hispanics just surged +28 and +24 points in new Emerson and Siena polls — a nightmare for the Left.
Trump’s latest foreign policy wins are already paying off ahead of the midterms.
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@RepNancyMace What happened to holding the line on the Epstein files?
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POV: You attend a press conference for women and biological male Tim McBride shows up.
He didn’t belong and he will never be one of us.
HOLD THE LINE
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@SenatorTimScott They say people start to look like their dogs Damn… why kind of pup you got???
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With 2026 being the year of affordability, every American family should be excited for:
✅ No tax on tips
✅ More take home pay
✅ No tax on overtime
✅ No tax on social security
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President Trump promised to bring back Law and Order to the United States of America.
This is what happens when you have a President who fully mobilizes federal law enforcement to arrest violent criminals and the worst of the worst illegal aliens.
Promise Made. Promise Kept.
Karoline Leavitt@PressSec
The Trump Effect: “Murders fell 21% last year in 35 large U.S. cities — the biggest one-year drop ever and likely the lowest rate since at least 1900.” axios.com/2026/01/22/mur…
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@StephenM I just destroyed one of your horcruxes. I know you felt that shit
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The longterm cost to taxpayers of each illegal family exceeds one million dollars.
Biden let in many millions.
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@elonmusk You were a minority in that country you ran out of. This shouldn’t be that big of a shock to you, you turd
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Whites are a rapidly dying minority
MichaeloKeeffe@Mick_O_Keeffe
Truly astonishing figures, this should be big warning for Europe. US in 1950 vs now. New York - 90% white, now 30% LA - 94% white, now 37% Detroit - 84% white, now 10% Chicago - 86% white, now 29% Philadelphia - 80% white, now 36% Baltimore - 76% white, now 27%
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I’ve returned home from my work trip. It’s 66 degrees & beautiful. A storm is expected tomorrow night.
But I am reliably informed by Twitter that if I simply raise up my hand on Texas soil, the storm will turn around & sunshine, rainbows & unicorns will emerge. Let it be. ☀️🌈🦄
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